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• dank953@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat’s essence.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I spat out my coffee upon reading this

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    • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You shouldn’t do that.

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    • SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only 15mL and into a syringe, right?

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• tulliandar@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Figure 3 Image

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    NGL, I can’t think of a funnier response than this.

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just install Linux

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  • uservoid1@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just install Linux Lynx

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Figure 1: My current obsession

  Figure 2: My friends

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  • b3an@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hahaha 😂

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• sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it has this vibe

  “how to draw an owl” meme: first step is two ellipses, second step is a completed owl

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  • deur@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It works best to catch the cat while its asleep, then this is mostly accurate :)

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish I could upvote this twice.

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• MythicalThoughts@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Figure one: knowledge Figure two: my students

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• Mikufan@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to give your uncooperative cat her fucking heroine.

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if the heroine doesn’t want to get got

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• 4aceb14e@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How it’s made: Cat foie gras

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• uservoid1@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps

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• Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Manifest v3 implementation plan

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• Clepsydrae@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.

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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.

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• setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ve have vays of making you talk.

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Apply directly to the cat.

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seems legit

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• SickDisturbence@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This pills the cat.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My morning, every morning for the last 5 years. Not shown is the part where I have to cut her pills into quarters and then fit the pill slice into a gel cap so it doesn’t trigger hyper-salivation on the way down.

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• collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws…

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  • AAA@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I cannot tell you why, but I can tell you it works. They just let you do it.

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• themarty27@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Arch Linux is actually very stable

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• Werbert@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to eat beans without getting your fingers dirty.

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• TheDoctor@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When my sub isn’t staying hydrated

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dosing days with lsd

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s too much LSD for cats.

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    Unless?

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• Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  EVs are good for the environment

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  • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    While I don’t agree, this is still hilarious and the down voters have no chill.

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• Nounka@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now draw an owl…

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Woah black Betty. ---- bam balam!

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• GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What I have to do every morning.

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Remind her the greebles aren’t real.

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