My breakfast routine
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This reminds of that time I came back home so wasted I thought eating a kebab while taking a shower with my clothes still on was a good idea.
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Once I had a shower beer, slipped and hit the floor on my back, glass shattered all around me. Too scared to move because I was rather intoxicated—hence the fall—I had my house mate throw a towel in so I could cover myself, then they shut the water off and told me where I could safely crawl out backwards with my elbows.
It was stressful. And I still got cut on leg somehow. Very easy clean up though.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Very easy clean up though.
So it all went according to plan!
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mayoknees
Zier@fedia.io 1 year ago
WOW! You really orgasm A LOT for a burger & fries.
Is this some new kink? I mean, that bun is not that sexy bro.nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Don’t yuk his yum. He’s not hurting anyone.
Zier@fedia.io 1 year ago
No one gets hurt until it lands in your eye.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This actually looks like a real photo and not an AI generated dpic. If so, props to OP for the dedication in creating this monstrosity.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It is not my creation, but it is a real picture I found.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The only bad part of that picture is the socks on in the tub, besides that I could get behind a bath burger or six.
TheControlled@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a weird shit people do for likes.
KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
NY biggest problem, if you made this.meal yourself, is your choice of cut on your fries… immediately soggy, regardless of bathwater.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like soggy fries, sue me!
orphiebaby@lemm.ee 1 year ago
People will downvote anything because people are often pretty immature and petty.
femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I threw up in my mouth
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Same. Unrelated to the picture
cosmicrose@lemmy.world 1 year ago
At least you’re using Duke’s, clear evidence you’re still sane.
Lesrid@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s the one time a grocery store deal actually achieved its purpose of getting me to permanently switch brands. That mayo is perfect down to the texture.
clemdemort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What do you do for diner
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No ice cream? Weird.
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nice homage to the 2009 classic Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games at Vancouver!
Nikki@lemmy.world 1 year ago
girl breakfast
200ok@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is there a “Thanks, I hate it” community? Please cross post 💀
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I want to kill somebody.
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why? Just because she didn’t shave her legs? Let her be her.
Heavybell@lemmy.world 1 year ago
To calm down, think about the 5 minutes in the photographer’s life following the snap. Wet socks, condiments to clean up…
DerpDerpingtonIsHere@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is that mfin potato salad?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mayo
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Pretty sure it’s just a heaping amount of mayo.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 1 year ago
chiccken Louisiana 🥳
shasta@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Must be Canadian
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Damn Dutch
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He has a plan
theodewere@kbin.social 1 year ago
Alzheimer's is not something to joke about
SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 year ago
This makes me want to commit a crime
Icalasari@fedia.io 1 year ago
Whatever you commit against OP can not be a crime, merely justice
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wet sock mayo burger please
orphiebaby@lemm.ee 1 year ago
But two crimes don’t make a right O:
SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 year ago
-1 * -1 = 1 checkmate