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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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    • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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      • FaceDeer@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sounds like we need to get the SCP Foundation involved. I'm getting some serious Turn Down for What vibes from this.

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    • MamboGator@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I had kind of a crappy day at work but this comment and three beers have made it all better.

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      • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Glad to be of service!

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  • multifariace@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She’s a man eater.

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Watch out boy she’ll chew you up.

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      • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ohhh-ohhh here she comes

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  • federated_toast@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Zorak approved

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      /blink

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  • Treevan@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also a good Mother (photo taken yesterday):

    Image

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    • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some Mantis dude died for this pi5

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      • Treevan@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Plus the babies eat each other. It’s dying all the way down.

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      • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Turns out that whole thing was wolf science; the researchers were literally starving them so of course they would resort to cannibalism.

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    • JustUseMint@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How it walk round wit dat wagon

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Junk on the trunk

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  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This was actually the inspiration for some art I got, the initial idea being that the person wished for an ideal girlfriend and ended up with an insect lady.

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    • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ::: spoiler In case you were curious what it looked like, here is the concept art I drew bug person concept art

      And the completed version can be found at: twitter.com/ElietteQlay/…/1680868917038776320?s=2…

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    • SevenOfWine@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a Craig Ferguson interview, where he says one of the secrets of some(!!!) of the most attractive Hollywood actors, is that in real-life they look like bug people. You know, weird looking, big eyes, huge head, tiny body. Looks great on camera and in 2d, not so much in the flesh. Probably also why IRC some Hollywood insiders call actors lollipop people. Stick with a big head on it.

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    • tegs_terry@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The fallacy your under is that this things are ‘big’ or ‘small’ which implies they’re not actually ideal. That leads to hyperbole like this where the proportions are too extreme.

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      • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tell me about it. There’s a meme among artists where they ask for proportions to be bigger and bigger until the thing in question takes up the entire page. You’re like “Are you sure this is what you want” and they’re like “Hmm you think you can make it juust a little bigger?”

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  • EntropicalVacation@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “She had six strong legs and it frightened me. She had insect eyes but I could still see that the look she gave him you give to me.”

    Image

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    • KreekyBonez@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      well, now I know this exists.

      thanks, I guess

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So hot.

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  • numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Her milk shake brings all the bugs to her arms.

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  • Spendrill@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wikipedia:
    To mate
    following courtship,
    the male usually leaps onto the female’s back,
    clasping her thorax and wing bases
    with his forelegs.
    He then arches his abdomen
    to deposit and store sperm
    in a special chamber near the tip of the female’s abdomen.
    The female lays between 10 and 400 eggs,
    depending on the species. Eggs are typically deposited in a froth mass-produced by glands
    in the abdomen.
    This froth hardens,
    creating a protective capsule,
    which together with the egg mass
    is called an ootheca.

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    • badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      poemforyoursprog is that you?

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      • Spendrill@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I just liked the wikipedia entry and thought it had a touch more poetry and… enthusiasm let us say than I was expecting. And no, poemforyoursprog would have made it all rhyme.

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  • MataVatnik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Will eat you after you blow your load

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m listening

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    • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doesn’t matter, had sex 😎

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    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      after

      And in some cases, while.

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      • MataVatnik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The female may begin feeding by biting off the male’s head (as they do with regular prey), and if mating has begun, the male’s movements may become even more vigorous in its delivery of sperm.

        Bruh

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    • JustUseMint@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

      yewtu.be/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw

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      • MataVatnik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A classic

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  • deweydecibel@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Skinny legs? Is that a thing people want?

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    • stelelor@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look up “thigh gap”. Not saying I agree with it, just that it’s a thing.

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      • MonkderZweite@feddit.ch ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Isn’t that a thing of teens and underweight people?

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  • _sideffect@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t like huge butts, like the bbl. It’s gross

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    • thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You dislike big butts and you cannot lie?

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      • _sideffect@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        😂

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  • Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ✅ Flesh-rending claws

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  • maculata@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All fine but I don’t like big butts.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably for the best, you can tell these types are man eaters with one look.

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      • maculata@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Does she only come out at night?

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    • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can you lie?

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      • maculata@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wear my heart on my sleeve. I am truthful to a fault.

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    skinny legs aint sexy when paired with a big butt

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  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know how 3d glasses make anyone 3000x times more attractive? Well guess what, they can wear 3d glasses too.

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