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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pop goes the diesel.

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s definitely not a diesel engine though.

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      • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It also doesn’t look like an small furry rodent but nobody’s talking about that.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This one doesn’t seem to have popped fortunately

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  • Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    While I love this, I can’t pass up the opportunity to explain “pop goes the weasel”.

    The song references the cost of food items in its first verse, followed by “that’s the way the money goes, pop goes the weasel”. What exactly a weasel was is up for debate; it could be rhyming slang for a coat, or it could mean the pre-electric type of iron that was heated on a stove before use on clothing. In any case, “pop” was slang for pawning an item for money.

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    • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So weasel->stoat->coat?

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      • Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “Weasle-and-stoat, coat”, yeah. Tho I prefer the pre-electric iron theory, personally. I feel like I read somewhere that those were common things to pawn when money was tight, back in the day.

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  • space_gecko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pilot: Mayday mayday mayday, we’ve had an engine out

    Tower: Is it a full or partial engine out?

    Pilot: Partially out of the cowling

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s just advanced individual cylinder block cooling.

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    • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Extreme compression relief, makes starting it easier.

      Did the cylinder really seize and get pushed away from the block? That must be exciting to hear/see.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Exiting to hear/see & that exciting extra split second to actually comprehend what you already understand happened.

        Basically dafooqing.

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey, at least it’s not as horrible as those boeing MAX planes.

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Please state the nature of the mechanical emergency.

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    • xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The plane has a slight case of hemorrhoids

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    • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Plane strained a little hard, happens to everyone

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      • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        All right then. Nurse, tricorder.

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  • robdor@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe the little piston just got curious and wanted to see what the outside world was lol about.

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  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    External combustion?

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pilot: Commits suicide between day 1 and day 2 of hearings investigating issue

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah, Boeing just hires a hitman to fucking shoot you

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      • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You mean ‘to assist in your suicide.’

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  • dumpsterlid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean get some blue and white paint and just make it look like R2D2, problem solved!

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a herniated piston. NBD, just needs a good push and some duct tape.

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  • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Free range cylinder

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t… the cowling supposed to prevent that sort of thing from occurring?

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    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      On jet engines the cowling/housing is suppose to contain the blade shrapnel.

      On a piston engine, as seen in the picture, the cylinder is never suppose to become detached from the engine block. There are a few ways a cylinder can detach, but most likely is lack of maintenance.

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    • brianorca@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The skin of that cowling doesn’t look thick enough to do more than streamlining. You’re thinking of the containment ring found in jet engines.

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    • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nope - contain blades on jets yes but the cowling isn’t going to stop a solid metal chunk that the head didn’t stop.

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  • Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Starboard engine experienced a spontaneous ejection in one of its internal combustion cylinders. No Bueno.

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