Comment on master manipulators

elbucho@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Arbiter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Speak for yourself, I hope the furry aliens make me their pet.

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  • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Humans… 🤦‍♂️

    (Source: SMBC)

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  • spechter@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well, I guess you’re getting screwed anyways

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    • sleen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe he likes getting screwed.

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  • SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🥺

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  • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.

    We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.

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    • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?

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      • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        for free??

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      • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Got my tubes tied when I was 27 (no kids no interest).

        So nope, not in the slightest.

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    • Arbiter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah, I mean I can multitask licking their tentacles while I game.

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s all fun and games until the deworming.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How many people have worms? I thought that was rare… Am I missing something and Kennedy is actually not an odd-ball?

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      • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Not many people have them, but the aliens don’t know which ones - and they already have the anal probe equipment handy.

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      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        almost all animals and a lot of people too have worms

        source: i read it somewhere

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s great is when they show up and become furry because they decide that furries have devised the best possible social system in the cosmos

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• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Even if they were horrors beyond our comprehension, a whole lot of people would be still be very sexually aggressive towards them.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Honestly that may be what saves us. They try to manipulate us by being cute, we weird them out by being horny.

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    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It would be so funny if they left bc of kink shaming.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        KINK SHAMING IS MY KINK

        ACK ACK ACK ACK splat

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      War of the Worlds got absolutely the wrong reason for the aliens to leave.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There’s a Philip K Dick short story about this, “The war with the Fnools”

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If aliens turn up and they’re like “Give me snacks. And a fluffy bed.” I think we’d be like “…aight.”

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• GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Aww nibbler

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• Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “ca wi go see de wokets humie? wi wana see de big ones fly hiiiiigh”

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