Second place is the first loser, as they say
Comment on anon finds a plothole
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 2 years ago
From what I remember, the Mirror on the Wall never said she was ugly, just that Snow White was “the fairest of them all,” or “the prettiest/most beautiful one of them all.” She could have been pretty still, just not the prettiest.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis in the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)
thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 years ago
If you’re not first, you’re last
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 years ago
What if you’re the only one around?
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 2 years ago
You get a full podium sweep, gotta do some acrobatics to be on all the spots for the pics though.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The mirror says most beautiful in the original german.
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Also, one of the moral points the fairy tale is making, is the fact that the queen is ugly inside.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Fair is just an old way of saying beautiful
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Hey mirror, isn’t that girl like 12?”
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Well it didn’t say it was the most bangable of them all
morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Mirrors care not for number of revolutions around the sun
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mirrors care not for the number of bars in their cell
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 years ago
“LOVE IS LOVE”- Mirror on the Wall questioned about his prior professional relationship with Jeffrey Epstein
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How old is that mute chick prince Erik is trying to bang?
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
16, iirc. Comes up in one of the arguments with her father. To be fair to that movie in particular, the ending wasn’t “and then they banged”, but more, “at some point, they got married”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
still not looking great for him