Second place is the first loser, as they say
Comment on anon finds a plothole
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 11 months ago
From what I remember, the Mirror on the Wall never said she was ugly, just that Snow White was “the fairest of them all,” or “the prettiest/most beautiful one of them all.” She could have been pretty still, just not the prettiest.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis in the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)
thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If you’re not first, you’re last
ICastFist@programming.dev 11 months ago
What if you’re the only one around?
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 11 months ago
You get a full podium sweep, gotta do some acrobatics to be on all the spots for the pics though.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The mirror says most beautiful in the original german.
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also, one of the moral points the fairy tale is making, is the fact that the queen is ugly inside.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Fair is just an old way of saying beautiful
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Hey mirror, isn’t that girl like 12?”
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Well it didn’t say it was the most bangable of them all
morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Mirrors care not for number of revolutions around the sun
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mirrors care not for the number of bars in their cell
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 months ago
“LOVE IS LOVE”- Mirror on the Wall questioned about his prior professional relationship with Jeffrey Epstein
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How old is that mute chick prince Erik is trying to bang?
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
16, iirc. Comes up in one of the arguments with her father. To be fair to that movie in particular, the ending wasn’t “and then they banged”, but more, “at some point, they got married”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
still not looking great for him