Comment on Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet

buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is the spy that got him btw

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I guess it’s more believable if it’s age appropriate. If a 20 yo bombshell wandered up in a bar and said “yeah zaddy fill me w your nvidia” even he might get suspicious

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    • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      People keep calling her that spy or that model and somehow neglect to mention she’s a tech CEO.

      So you’ve got an age appropriate lady getting up in some nerdy engineer’s grill, conventionally attractive but not like “10/10, must only be the money” type, and also she’s apparently accomplished within his specific interests.

      Honestly if he wasn’t married I wouldn’t blame him. If anything I’d be impressed that he’s by all appearances one of the least shallow CEOs out there.

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have significantly lower standards for betraying my company.

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  • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’d betray my company for 5.4 million dollars.

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    • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Misplaced that decimal. .000054 million dollars.

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  • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not even my company, no matter how many team-building events they throw…

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, but you’re in the family. You can never escape.

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  if you can keep her, for a one time thing not really

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  • redordit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did I stutter?

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