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Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Also, rent.

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• markz@suppo.fi ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You don’t see the potential. Imagine what we can achieve once every toilet is connected to the cloud!

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wut? you guys don’t use Copilot to shit yet? Are you stupid?

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s one of the more useful features of it.

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    • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is stirring a memory. I swear there was some kids film or show where a toilet spoke, something like “thank you for flushing away your poop.”

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Without AI flush your pipes will break bro

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We could optimize performance so that every flush is catered to your needs!

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  • RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sorry to share the bad news

    https://gadgetsandwearables.com/2025/10/30/kohler-dekoda/

    The device Kohler Dekoda is priced at $599 on the company’s website. In addition to the one-off hardware cost, there is a subscription required for the companion Kohler Health app: the single‑user plan is US $6.99 per month, or US $70 per year.

    Just a random website from search results.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Competitive shitting. Had this idea 5 years ago when we were debating toilet upgrades for some reason.

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But what about second subscription. Don’t you care about the share holders?

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  • L7HM77@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I already have second subscription, it’s the sewer bill. Should I consider getting third subscription?

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Do it for the shareholders friend! And maybe even a 4th if 5th subscription! With overage fees and junk charges!

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Look I’m not going to do that but if you were to buy all the toilet manufacturers and then jack up the prices on non subscription toilets I’m not sure I’d have a choice.

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• Thorry@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I also pay specific sewage tax, which is legally required for anyone with a sewage connection to their home. And for people who don’t, they probably have some kind of septic system where they pay for the materials and personnel to upkeep that.

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  • Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We have a sewer bill and it’s higher than the water bill.

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well… Clean water came in, shitty water left.

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      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        They should be paying you then, cause you added value!

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    • elephantium@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My city has water and sewer combined.

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    • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Isn’t it proportional to water consumed? Kinda makes sense

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      • adarza@piefed.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        that’s how it works here, based on your metered water usage (and you can’t have your own well for water)

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      • Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I believe it also includes our trash.

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• elephantium@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That was my thought when I saw this post

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• flop_leash_973@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bathroom water handling fee.

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