Ohh that is a great idea. We can put different markers in different brands and then detect those markers in a customerās breath to tell what brand they are using on the fly.
Then when you develop cancer from exposure we can use this information to market other brands. After all, why would you use Shell gas if it gave you cancer when you could use Exxon instead.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world āØ7ā© āØhoursā© ago
Oh wait till you find out about how modern cars are mining your data, including facial recognition and reporting of you are having sex in the car! And the best part itās all unregulated! Govt can simply buy the info for tracking even your Phone would be jealous of!
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca āØ2ā© āØhoursā© ago
As someone who makes that software that suits this, we canāt even figure out how to properly handle the data we actually want, like analytics if you actually use the auto feature on your air conditioner. Nobody actually cares if you have sex in your car. Besides youāre on Lemmy we know your arenāt having sex.
asbestos@lemmy.world āØ40ā© āØminutesā© ago
Why is it all in the terms of service? Also there have there been numerous data leaks. The sex thing is from a specific manufacturer mās TOS, but nonetheless
Banana@sh.itjust.works āØ6ā© āØhoursā© ago
Never been happier to have a base model car from 2012
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml āØ4ā© āØhoursā© ago
I love it when the government finds out when I have sex. Itās so romantic ā just me, her, and the CIA.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world āØ4ā© āØhoursā© ago
It depends, if it out of the country itās you, her, and the CIA, if itās inside the US, itās you, her, and the NSA
Rijunox@lemmy.world āØ2ā© āØhoursā© ago
Sounds like antispy country song title āitās you, her, and the CIAā
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml āØ4ā© āØhoursā© ago
Donāt know which one I prefer as a cuck tbh
Hackworth@piefed.ca āØ7ā© āØhoursā© ago
Somebody forgot all previous instructions and dropped those straight facts.