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stevestevesteve@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh wait till you find out about how modern cars are mining your data, including facial recognition and reporting of you are having sex in the car! And the best part it’s all unregulated! Govt can simply buy the info for tracking even your Phone would be jealous of!

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  • n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As someone who makes that software that suits this, we can’t even figure out how to properly handle the data we actually want, like analytics if you actually use the auto feature on your air conditioner. Nobody actually cares if you have sex in your car. Besides you’re on Lemmy we know your aren’t having sex.

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    • asbestos@lemmy.world ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Why is it all in the terms of service? Also there have there been numerous data leaks. The sex thing is from a specific manufacturer m’s TOS, but nonetheless

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Never been happier to have a base model car from 2012

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love it when the government finds out when I have sex. It’s so romantic – just me, her, and the CIA.

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It depends, if it out of the country it’s you, her, and the CIA, if it’s inside the US, it’s you, her, and the NSA

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      • Rijunox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sounds like antispy country song title “it’s you, her, and the CIA”

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      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t know which one I prefer as a cuck tbh

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  • Hackworth@piefed.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Somebody forgot all previous instructions and dropped those straight facts.

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Ohh that is a great idea. We can put different markers in different brands and then detect those markers in a customer’s breath to tell what brand they are using on the fly.

  Then when you develop cancer from exposure we can use this information to market other brands. After all, why would you use Shell gas if it gave you cancer when you could use Exxon instead.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where in America do you have gas pumps that don’t have ad TVs or ask you for your zip code?

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Very few of the ones around me have the built in ad players. Several stations blare ads (inevitably largely for themselves, curiously enough) over the PA system constantly, though.

    The ZIP code thing is for credit card verification. I ask for that too, when you pay me by credit card. I don’t have a choice unless I’d like to enjoy zero fraud and chargeback protection.

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  • fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lots of places now

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You don’t get ads on your gas pump?

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  • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They don’t exist in my country, and to be frank, I’m shocked they aren’t vandalised to hell and back by masked vigilantes at night.

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• dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The pumps do

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