Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

OfCourseNot@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, it’s true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.

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  • RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.

    (/s)

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Doubly so when you consider space is a vacuum

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Am I Pragnent?

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    • microcapybara@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How is babby formed?

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    • khannie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Preganté. You has it.

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      • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        gregnant

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      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I am. pregannenant!?

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    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dangerops, prangent sex

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Im out there shootin tardigrades

    women floatin gonna get some babies made

    that’s why I knew this rap was gonna be great

    I wacked off in space and now my commanders …late…

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This sounds like a Dracula Flow bit lmao

      “We out here shootin’ tardigrades. Smokin’ on that baby-back, third-degree, JB Weld, mega-millions Zaza. Shot a rope on the spacewalk and that bitch encircled the entire planet. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man. I’m twelve million years old, I left a brick on the moon back in the BC era. Don’t fuck with me.”

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Semen from various astropervs just floating around in the capsule sticking to peoples’ faces, getting in their hair, etc.

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    • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Additional protein, yummy 😋

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well that explains all the masterbation

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  • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Space invaders: genetic boogaloo

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  • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    NSFW: How Jizz Works, in Space

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      LMAO. Gold.

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• fascicle@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  well the article is from the future so we have to take their word for it

  This article was originally published on 23 July 20222

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn, that’s already after the butlerian jihad

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A Nasa engineer named Smythe answered questions from Conan O’Brien on his podcast Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend in 2022.

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