well the article is from the future so we have to take their word for it
This article was originally published on 23 July 20222
Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space
OfCourseNot@fedia.io 7 hours ago
“Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session… it finds its way,” Smyth replied.
Not buying it at all... I'm not saying it's impossible but the odds must be astronomical (no pun intended) just for one pregnancy... not even in a million years. Life finds a way, I know, but come on!
fascicle@leminal.space 6 hours ago
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
Damn, that’s already after the butlerian jihad
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
No, it’s true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 hours ago
Am I Pragnent?
khannie@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Preganté. You has it.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 hours ago
gregnant
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
I am. pregannenant!?
microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
How is babby formed?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
Dangerops, prangent sex
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Probably
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 6 hours ago
Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.
(/s)
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Doubly so when you consider space is a vacuum
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Well that explains all the masterbation
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 hours ago
Im out there shootin tardigrades
women floatin gonna get some babies made
that’s why I knew this rap was gonna be great
I wacked off in space and now my commanders …late…
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 6 hours ago
Space invaders: genetic boogaloo