Comment on dyk

Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Apparently they think women don’t wanna fuck corpses. But I am pretty sure the people that go into that industry are probably cut from the same cloth

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  • Soulg@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If that’s actually the reason then I must be doing pretty good mentally because it would’ve taken me a while to think of that, not a “we all know because it’s obvious” tier thing

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    • teyrnon@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shit post indeed.

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don’t have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.

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    • trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh hey, that reminds me of Karen Greenlee

      nsfw

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Cool, can I unread that now

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      • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        you’d have to be there I guess

        I would prefer not thanks Karen

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      • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That actually has fulfilled my morbid curiosity, thank you … also, there seems to be a lot of squeemish people around

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      inflate it with an air pump

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      • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Or, tie it off and inject it with saline. More, um, life-like that way.

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They could have girldick, you dunno.

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t they have machines for pumping fluids through veins? Seems like that would be useful in that situation…

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    • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Doesn’t seem like it takes much to grind on a stuffy.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Except when theyre not, get traumatized, and become an amazing lead vocalist for a world famous nü metal band…

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Less pay, longer hours, and the hiring manager plans to sexually harass his workforce.

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  • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now that’s believable

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