This has been tried before and never worked well. What makes you think its going to work any better now?
Comment on Xbox Co-founder Says Microsoft is Quietly Sunsetting the Platform
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I love how nobody here is getting me actual picture. They’re not going to sell Xbox to people anymore. What’s going to happen is they’re going to turn to a subscriber model where you have to log into a data center that they control and use your browser to play video games. Paying a monthly subscription for the privilege of playing their exclusive games. In fact I will bet money that the first product that will be introduced with this feature is going to be the highly anticipated upcoming Grand Theft Auto 6.
Mark my words. Either at the time of release or shortly thereafter they’re going to introduce the ability to subscribe to play GTA 6 in your browser on a remote gaming system. And then they’re going to phase out physical Xbox systems over the next couple of years.
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
It doesn’t need to work well.
It needs to sound like it will make more money for MSFT’s board.
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Microsoft Board: But Google lost so much money on Stadia!
Voice on speaker: but Google didnt have me, Bing.AI!
Microsoft Board: DONE. MAKE US RICH!
CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
The only thing that makes me think it might work this time is that for some reason Microsoft has this magical ability to take a bad idea, make the shittiest possible iteration of it and have it mysteriously become the most widely-adopted standard against all logic.
Wilson@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
Oh man, those stadia controllers. Not the stupidest $99 I’ve ever spent, but still pretty dumb.
Zink@programming.dev 11 hours ago
Attitudes like that are not how we got a trillion dollars in spare data center infrastructure to find a use for!
Those consumers will be happy owning nothing THIS time!!
dr_robotBones@reddthat.com 10 hours ago
Why the LLM-driven scarcity in computing parts of course, and a little bit of cartel behavior when Nintendo and Sony inevitably announce the same thing next year.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
The PS5 version of GTA6 is going yo sell pretty well then
phx@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
To play games coded by a shitty AI, full of bugs and as many microtransactions as possible …
entwine@programming.dev 10 hours ago
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zaemz@lemmy.world 22 minutes ago
Unironically the AI is trained using episodes of The IT Crowd.
ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
I love my AI future.
Fuck.
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
The old “we don’t want to put any effort into creating anything good, we just want to milk this for cash until we can’t anymore.”
dr_robotBones@reddthat.com 10 hours ago
My cloud computing teacher says the future of personal computing is just monitors connected to the cloud. Why couldn’t I have been born in the 70s?
KaChilde@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
It won’t be GTA6. It will be an exclusive title like a rebooted Halo or Gears of War. They can’t risk losing the money on GTA when people just go to PS5 and buy the game outright there.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 45 minutes ago
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