Comment on What can you tell from this photo alone?

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus Christ

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• laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, “Probably for the best…”

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  • Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero’s piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was “What a beautiful day for rain”

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    • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fair. I missed the anteceding piss headwater. It pains me to think our antihero died perhaps with a full bladder.

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• a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  New copy-pasta arrives.

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• modus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You ok, bro?

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol, none of us are.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I heard that in Kim Katsuragi’s voice

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  • Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “You seem to be following me”

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• Fmstrat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also a Star Wars fan. The bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.

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• raoul@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Username doesn’t match…

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let’s rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Superiocre_bard

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• Rekonok@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I knew this guy :/

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• Omgpwnies@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That made me think of Jethro Tull - Aqualung

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• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a bunch of uke chords are 1 or 2 fingers, and due to the short finger board you can easily reach 6-8 frets in a single grip. It’s easy to get into.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s just not the same as it was, bro.

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• DylanMc6@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  if only someone stopped him from falling over…

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