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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What could be shoot that he didn’t already shoot? In the books, he already managed to fell a fell beast from long range. And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

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    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A sniper file would have stopped the orc that blows up the wall at helms deep.

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      • explodicle@local106.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah but with the higher reload time, he might not have been ready for the first shot.

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    • takeda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He did all of that with a bow, imagine him with a sniper rifle…

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      • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        it would be much harder to stab an orc with an arrow then shoot said arrow if Legolas was armed with a sniper rifle

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He shoot his arrow faster than he can reload a sniper rifle, and he took down a freaking giant elephant with a freaking bow and arrow! Recoil will just slow him down.

    And he mostly have to deal with load of uruks, an assault rifle will be better for him.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Username checks out

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page’s worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:

    “Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment.”

    :-P

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  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or the eagles take the ring to mount doom… One page done

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  • ooterness@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?

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    • shadmere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      To load the gun. Pay attention!

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    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In case of close quarters fighting

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an M1117.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ONE SHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER!

      youtu.be/p1-ExbgKUUI

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He basically did in the movies tho.

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  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He called his house Legoland

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shoooot. Just frodo walking out of the shire is the length of the one on the right.

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  • jenny_ball@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    loll this is also what i think if they just used the eagles logically

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    • joe@lemmy.knocknet.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Use the eagles? You don’t just USE the Eagles. They are intelligent beings. They don’t submit to the will of anyone. They kindly risked their lives toward the end, and only because things had escalated already.

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      • jenny_ball@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        you are right. so sorry… one does not simply use the eagles

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