Surely you’ll get terrible chromatic aberration. That’s got to be the only reason it’s never been made commercially available.
It seems so simple
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jagungal@lemmy.world 9 months ago
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 9 months ago
The optical machanics of this make zero sense. A spherical lense’s focal points lie in a straight line so the only undistorted image you can get from this is with the black hole between you and the tv
Lizardqueen@lemmy.world 9 months ago
If you’re really attached to that bed and TV placement you could also just use mirrors? Idk seems easier
0ops@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Or a chair?
henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 months ago
I have personally never owned a chair and at this point I’m afraid to.
Coasting0942@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Gonna have to be binoculars too
xthexder@l.sw0.com 9 months ago
Or a curved mirror for built-in zoom!
768@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Black hole that only bends light… interesting concept. I’d gravitate to calling this unholy.
cadekat@pawb.social 9 months ago
The only remedy is attending mass more often.
768@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I always see those events on the horizon, but I dare not go to the Holy Ghost or how that one is called.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
You could also use a mirror. And then a set of binoculars, so it doesn’t look so small.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Two mirrors if you don’t want your screen flipped.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Plus you would get way more sleep. The downside is you will age faster than the population.
allywilson@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
The upside is you will age slower than the population.
Source: I watched Interstellar.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
You are so wise
Gladaed@feddit.de 9 months ago
It’s time dilation. Meaning it makes stuff take longer.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Have you thought about moving your TV, OP?
odium@programming.dev 9 months ago
Heresy
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 9 months ago
OP doesn’t want to toil like a peasant
Moira_Mayhem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
You’d be cooked by the radiation emitted by the accretion disk,
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
what you’re saying is that it would also give me free heating? sweet
Moira_Mayhem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
I can guarantee you’d be at least warm for the rest of your life!
Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Does everyone think you need to be in bed to watch TV? There’s a couch there.
Shard@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Couch is strictly for casting purposes only.
Sheltr@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Just lay down the other way with your feet to the head board silly. 🪿
geekworking@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Get a long swing out arm for the TV. Swing it 90 degrees. [LikeThis] (a.co/d/htnnZWA)
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
There way is simpler
Brkdncr@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sleep on the couch. That bed is for guests only.
OpenStars@startrek.website 9 months ago
lettruthout@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Have you thought about spinning the bed by 180 degrees, OP?
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Use a projector
otter@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
I’d imagine you would get some pretty horrible distortion in the picture. That has to be why we haven’t done it yet.
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
that and we can’t yet get below EU’s accepted limit of hawking radiation
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Lol … gets up to move the black hole around to find the perfect angle