It seems so simple

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• otter@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d imagine you would get some pretty horrible distortion in the picture. That has to be why we haven’t done it yet.

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  • kusivittula@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    that and we can’t yet get below EU’s accepted limit of hawking radiation

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol … gets up to move the black hole around to find the perfect angle

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• jagungal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Surely you’ll get terrible chromatic aberration. That’s got to be the only reason it’s never been made commercially available.

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  • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The optical machanics of this make zero sense. A spherical lense’s focal points lie in a straight line so the only undistorted image you can get from this is with the black hole between you and the tv

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• Lizardqueen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you’re really attached to that bed and TV placement you could also just use mirrors? Idk seems easier

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or a chair?

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have personally never owned a chair and at this point I’m afraid to.

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  • Coasting0942@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gonna have to be binoculars too

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    • xthexder@l.sw0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or a curved mirror for built-in zoom!

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• 768@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Black hole that only bends light… interesting concept. I’d gravitate to calling this unholy.

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  • cadekat@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The only remedy is attending mass more often.

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    • 768@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I always see those events on the horizon, but I dare not go to the Holy Ghost or how that one is called.

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You could also use a mirror. And then a set of binoculars, so it doesn’t look so small.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Two mirrors if you don’t want your screen flipped.

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• possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Plus you would get way more sleep. The downside is you will age faster than the population.

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  • allywilson@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The upside is you will age slower than the population.

    Source: I watched Interstellar.

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You are so wise

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  • Gladaed@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s time dilation. Meaning it makes stuff take longer.

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• Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Have you thought about moving your TV, OP?

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  • odium@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Heresy

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  • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    OP doesn’t want to toil like a peasant

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• Moira_Mayhem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You’d be cooked by the radiation emitted by the accretion disk,

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    what you’re saying is that it would also give me free heating? sweet

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    • Moira_Mayhem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I can guarantee you’d be at least warm for the rest of your life!

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• Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does everyone think you need to be in bed to watch TV? There’s a couch there.

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  • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Couch is strictly for casting purposes only.

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• Sheltr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just lay down the other way with your feet to the head board silly. 🪿

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• geekworking@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Get a long swing out arm for the TV. Swing it 90 degrees. [LikeThis] (a.co/d/htnnZWA)

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There way is simpler

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• Brkdncr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sleep on the couch. That bed is for guests only.

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Twitter/X:

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• lettruthout@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Have you thought about spinning the bed by 180 degrees, OP?

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• DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Use a projector

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