No, I didn’t faceplant on one as a child and have the skin rubbed off and now as an adult absolutely hates the things for no real logical reason, I don’t know what you’re talking about
So that's why they're hateful abominations
Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Stamets@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There are perfectly logical reasons outside of face planting to hate them. I get that the weather can be shitty outside sometimes, but I’ll take some scenery over a treadmill any day.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 10 months ago
This is it for me. I have friends who train for halfs and marathons on a treadmill, and I struggle to focus beyond a mile and a half or so. It’s not the cardio element, it’s just the sheer boredom factor.
Getting out and about even in gash weather is infinitely preferable from my perspective. I’d much rather smash in six miles on tarmac than one or two on the treaddy. Plus, you can’t rack up Pokémon Go distance on a treadmill.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re supposed to move your feet…
Odo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
cashsky@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ellipticals are a better exercise overall anyways.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 months ago
Maybe it's because I'm the wrong size but I can never get a rhythm going on an elliptical. It just feels weird.
But I love a good rowing machine. Makes me feel like a pirate rowing ashore with a chest full of booty. Does wonders for my shoulders, too
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Yeah, never really liked ellipticals, or treadmills for that matter. Could go for quite a bit on a rowing machine, it doesn’t feel much different than a scull, other than not moving through water.
tygerprints@kbin.social 10 months ago
Ok that justifies my hatred of treadmills. Is there a way to justify my hatred of all other forms of exercise also? I know I should exercise more - but....it just seems like work to me.
EclecticDad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It is work. That is kind of the point. I also do enough and hate it because it’s work
tygerprints@kbin.social 10 months ago
I know I was being very facetious. Sort of. Um maybe not, I really do hate lifting a finger, let alone an arm or leg. Partly it's because of hernias that I'm kind of afraid of doing too much activity, and partly I'm just lazy by nature.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Stop exerting yourself souch, put your phone down for a bit to save energy
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
For the uninitiated:
paddirn@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And treadmills now probably consume way more power now than they could actually generate.
sploosh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Most treadmills run on DC motors with magnets in them, so they could generate all the power you like if you pushed the treadmill and had the right controller.
qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I’m annoyed that the nice bike trainers don’t generate power, or at least have the option to. My Wahoo shouldn’t be drawing power from the grid, it should be supplying it!
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I used to have a cheap one with no motor at all. It was slightly inclined. You just pushed backwards to get it started and it used your own momentum/gravity to turn.
Donkter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So the original treadmills required the user to push them and they couldn’t leave? That does sound way worse.
NoneYa@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Was the law ever changed to allow for personal use of the treadmill? Or did this just extend to using it as a form of torture?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Probably just outlawed it as a form of punishment or torture.
Using a tread wheel in a mill, crane or for dewatering is ancient, think Ancient Greece. Up until the Industrial Revolution, it was a major source of power where you couldn’t get flowing water on a consistent basis. Use for fitness doesn’t constitute torture by the state.
CJOtheReal@ani.social 10 months ago
Tbh, that’s not a bad idea on a technical perspective.