I pulled a piece of steak out of my dog’s mouth once except after I got it out of his mouth it wasn’t steak, it was a pad that looked precisely like this. I wish I had enough time to do therapy.
Beef Liners
Submitted 9 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/17bb7c00-69cd-4091-b48d-0c02d5c4c84b.webp
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A friend of mind used to have to warn people not to leave any period products in the bathroom trash, but to take them all the way to the outside bins because his dog was mad for them. Every once in a while we’d hear “Oh shit! Ralphie got a popsicle!” and then everyone would chase the dog around trying to snatch the tampon dangling out of his mouth while the person whose vagina it came out of tried not to die of shame and/or laughter.
dingus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yeah, it’s a lot more common than you’d think. My mom’s dog is like that as well.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I also need a therapist after reading that … and a masseuse to massage my abdomen from the belly laugh it just gave me.
CherenkovBlue@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 months ago
This is horrifying. As a woman, I am laughing my ass off, full score!
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
I used to wake up from nights of heavy bleeding with pads that didn’t look entirely dissimilar to that.
Thank fuck for testosterone!
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Teriyucky flavored!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Putting some flavor on those meat curtains
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
DagonPie@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I love how many down arrows the shitposts get. Like all those people dont understand what a shitpost is.
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s basically what it looks like after a heavy night.
LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No thanks, I’m good.
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
Quality shitpost
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’ve laughed at some dumb shit over the course of my life, but damn
eran_morad@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wtf
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Would be a pretty iron flavored jerky. I guess it would be juicy though, and feeling that juice flowing through your mouth would make up for it.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Jesus … this freaking post … and these comments
JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Reminds me of Mad Magazine in the 70’s.
cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This makes me feel sick
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Like when you eat too much?
Encinos@dormi.zone 9 months ago
How do I delete someone else’s comment and their username?
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Welcome to shitposting lmao