milk

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?

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  • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotcha covered

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• Altofaltception@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mrs Claus?

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

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  • standard_error@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

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    • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Santa’s Milk Pump

      VERY NSFW

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  • Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The creature or something, I dunno.

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    • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s knife guy

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    • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Christmas guy 🪱

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  • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

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  • teegus@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    oh, i thought it was a the office reference

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• user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  cum

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  • mqs@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Santa is coming to town :3

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Capitalism breeds innovation

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• mqs@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• ALavaPulsar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤓

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  • Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, I thought men could produce milk.

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• fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Por que no los dos

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• badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In case Santa is bulimic?

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