Just Noting That Your Candy Corn Is Made of Bug Secretions / Sorry!

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• SouthFresh@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait until they find out about honey.

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  • Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or eggs.

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  • eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ew!

    And yum!

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And cheese is made of cow secretions, spoilt ones at that. 🤷‍♀️

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  • crenquis@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When I was a kid I’d always call it cow pus

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  • bring-april-plenty@kbin.earth ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    well now I can never have cow secretions and cereal for breakfast again

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cereal? You mean beetle eggs?

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• kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  MOST food is gross if you think about it too hard. never stopped me before 🤷‍♀️

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Honey? Bee vomit.

    Syrup? Tree blood.

    Hotdogs? You don’t even wanna know.

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    • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      what’s this about coffee??

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    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Red food colouring or cosmetics? It’s called Carmine, and is made from dissolved insects.

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  • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Simply handling raw chicken should convince anyone of this.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Read a great comment of reddit years ago about how a little girl so loved eating chicken, until she realized she was eating a, ya know, chicken.

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• crenquis@lemmy.today ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Then tell them they just filled their mouth with bug secretions.

  Why wait until Halloween? Go to your nearest coffee/tea shop and say it to folks who decide bug secretions are better than sugar in their beverage.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The same ingredient used in candy corn is also used in paint and nail polish.

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  • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    They also use this one chemical in anything from literal cyanide pills to making explosives

    (I’m talking about water)

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• JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does anyone like candy corn?

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  • crenquis@lemmy.today ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are dozens of us

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  • xylol@leminal.space ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only candy worth consuming

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    • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Liar

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I do!

    Not only are they delicious with a great texture but you can use them for vampire and ogre teeth!

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  • Sludgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Once or twice a year, yes. Any more than that, no.

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• nastronot@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Delicious juicy yummy bug secretions

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• Nouvellalia@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • DonkeyStar@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Earwig honey?

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    • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, dear?

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• Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s the secretion of the future

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• Bo7a@piefed.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And?

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Duh

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