He broke his head.

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thus the rage virus was born.

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• HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Activate Mama. She needs to contact the Doctor.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • elephantium@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Who?

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    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      supersimple.com/song/five-little-monkeys/

      Just another reference to the song with the covert ops kinda theme

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Seconded. My first thought was that this had to be in c/AntiqueMemesRoadShow.

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• Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m a MAHA Mom, and Here’s Why I Won’t Stop My Monkeys from Jumping on the Bed—No Matter What the Doctor Says

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is good.

  Like really good.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is getting out of hand.

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thats too many monkeys!

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• SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You have brought much joy to this empty world. I salute you

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• krakloskewm@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What kind of doctor is qualified to offer advice on monkeys re: bed jumping?

  Does this bitch have a fucking primate zoologist on speed dial or something?

  Where did the monkeys come from?

  Why isn’t she calling animal control?

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• unitedwithme@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I recently had the pleasure of hearing George W Bush speak. Man just turned 80 and still sharp as hell! He was very good when speaking on 9/11 and how he handled it. Mad respect!!

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  • insanemantis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah man I hear you, Henry Kissinger and King Leopold also had some inspiring last words

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    • SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Andrew Jackson ran the most committed free fitness program in history, and it was even government mandated

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