Being an over the road trucker has cured me of all poop shyness and public toilet squeamishness. Dump out in the company of some of the foulest humans to ever grace these American byways. Kinda cathartic in a fucked up sorta way.
Be Brave
Submitted 3 weeks ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I do better with an audience.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
No performance anxiety then?
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lack of performance anxiety
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AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Maybe this is just a door with a mosaic mirror, and OP is a vampire.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jesus, I’ve literally had nightmares like this
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
My nightmares are missing doors and stalls.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Look at the brave one here, closing the door and risking their clean air supply. If I’ve had any dairy in the last 4 days, I always leave the door open.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
dude just light a candle
wjrii@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
First, I’d hang a long drapey sweater over the window so no one can see, then I’d drop trou, sit down, and unleash something that sounds like The Board from Control for five minutes straight, rattling windows and evacuating departments, then wipe, flush, wash hands, put my sweater back on, and leave.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
‘Flush’ easier said than done
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
they said flush not successfully flush
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Prison or mental hospital?
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
At the very least, it’s unlikely to be for facilities that treat mental health crises and conditions. I was checked into the ER for a mental health crisis and was in a mental health facility for a week. I was walked to a padded cell at 2am one night. No toilets were like this in any part.
kaykay@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
You gotta stare directly at the window while pooping, preferably with an erection. That way nobody will look for very long.
mean_elf@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Just turn round on that mofo and then it’s only you in this world 🤣🤣🤣🤣
QuietGenesis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What a shitty design 😎
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Might be a stall and the window is so you don’t push into someone coming out
roboflop@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
It’s the only way I can go now
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Noooo, I’m shy!
… but I’ll do it anyway 😑
Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No problem. I stand to pee and only shit at home.
LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I would make the most intense eye contact toward anyone daring to darken my doorstep.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Push