Being an over the road trucker has cured me of all poop shyness and public toilet squeamishness. Dump out in the company of some of the foulest humans to ever grace these American byways. Kinda cathartic in a fucked up sorta way.
Be Brave
Submitted 2 days ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 days ago
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I do better with an audience.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
No performance anxiety then?
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lack of performance anxiety
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AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Maybe this is just a door with a mosaic mirror, and OP is a vampire.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 days ago
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Jesus, I’ve literally had nightmares like this
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
My nightmares are missing doors and stalls.
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Look at the brave one here, closing the door and risking their clean air supply. If I’ve had any dairy in the last 4 days, I always leave the door open.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
dude just light a candle
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
First, I’d hang a long drapey sweater over the window so no one can see, then I’d drop trou, sit down, and unleash something that sounds like The Board from Control for five minutes straight, rattling windows and evacuating departments, then wipe, flush, wash hands, put my sweater back on, and leave.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
‘Flush’ easier said than done
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
they said flush not successfully flush
kaykay@piefed.social 1 day ago
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Prison or mental hospital?
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
At the very least, it’s unlikely to be for facilities that treat mental health crises and conditions. I was checked into the ER for a mental health crisis and was in a mental health facility for a week. I was walked to a padded cell at 2am one night. No toilets were like this in any part.
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
You gotta stare directly at the window while pooping, preferably with an erection. That way nobody will look for very long.
mean_elf@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Just turn round on that mofo and then it’s only you in this world 🤣🤣🤣🤣
QuietGenesis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What a shitty design 😎
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Might be a stall and the window is so you don’t push into someone coming out
roboflop@feddit.uk 1 day ago
It’s the only way I can go now
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Noooo, I’m shy!
… but I’ll do it anyway 😑
Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 days ago
No problem. I stand to pee and only shit at home.
LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I would make the most intense eye contact toward anyone daring to darken my doorstep.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Push