Granted.

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• expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

  I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A garbanzo bean on my chest doesn’t cost an extra $40.

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  • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Anchorxiety@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And you can just turn the gold back into piss when need it. Fucking genius!

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The melting point of gold is over 1000°C. This takes “It burns when I pee” to a while new level.

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sell the gold, pay someone to pee on you

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well that explains trump.

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  • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait if this is a golden shower… what is a golden toilet?

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia

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• Sly2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He just wished to see his soapy tiddy gf shower.

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• HalfSalesman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Always write up a “wish contract” and wish the contract true, defining your terms. Gives you functionally infinite wishes and minimizes risk of monkey’s paw bullshit.

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He got gifted with really bad taste?

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t think the genie himself is capable of golden showers

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean a wish is a wish…

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So which Trump property was he staying at?

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• Smaile@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, he did.

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