Granted.

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• expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

  I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    A garbanzo bean on my chest doesn’t cost an extra $40.

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• Anchorxiety@reddthat.com ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Image

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Well that explains trump.

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  • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Wait if this is a golden shower… what is a golden toilet?

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Sell the gold, pay someone to pee on you

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I don’t think the genie himself is capable of golden showers

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