There's one right choice

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• devaly@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I start beating my meat

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  • RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Roll a wisdom check

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pet da dog. Obviously

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• Bumrocky@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s nothing left to do. you’ve already done it all and will do it all. Including not doing anything. Do be the guy who doesn’t do anything and let the quantum state deal with the other versions of you that do everything else.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It clearly says the quantum-temporal disturbance is tightly-localized, so I don’t think you’re actually within it in this scenario

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everyone can die, will die, or have been dead.

  There’s a dog that needs petting and that’s my priority.

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  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Clearly, the one, right choice.

    Top marks.

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• Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I put on my robe and wizard hat

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• Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lick the Lab

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• AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well I throw the rubber ball, obviously

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• spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well clearly you already did everything already. And sometimes that’s all you can do…

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• Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t look.

  If you look the train wave collapses.

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  • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Exactly, the whole scenario remains in superposition. Further, my inaction to a situation I have not observed cannot be morally judged.

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    • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dog only love, not judge. Throw ball, please.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You ask me for a hamburger.

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  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For which I will gladly repay you on Tuesday.

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So it goes

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• Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  throw the ball for the good boy.

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  • omega_x3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The only correct answer

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• Sly2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m so close to making a meta shotpost about it,but i’maure so.e version of me has already done it better.

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• orenj@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Im sorry puppy. I have already thrown the ball and joined you on the tracks, it was a quantum inevitabilty. Good news though, I have also taken you and everyone on the tracks home alive.

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I grab the ball, try to jump on the train so my dog and I can go on a fantastic voyage.

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• fonix232@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Someone's been playing too much Control Resonant

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Futurama did it.

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Insert the ball.

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• MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Goddamn you Wally! Just take your finger back, we don’t care anymore ever since you took Rell away from us!!! Fuck the Tau, fuck Entrati, fuck the Warframes, just leave us be ffs, we don’t need the void magic to do shit!

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• myyass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The correct answer is to pull the lever at the exact time so the trolley’s front end goes on one rail and the rear end goes on the other rail. That way you Kant have any guilt since everyone’s dead.

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