Bread

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• londos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The endcap covers the rest for them to stay fresh longer. It has a goddamn job to do.

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  • enki@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is the way. The butts sacrifice themselves for the greater good.

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    • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The butts are never truly sacrificed when it youre on your last PB and J.

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    • MoreOrLess@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The Greater Good!

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  • Floey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I doubt the end being there makes much of a difference, it’s already sliced and air can easily get into the cracks. Plus you’re always taking the front piece which has supposedly had the most contact with the environment, so it doesn’t have much of a chance to go bad. Furthermore by reaching your grubby fingers around to sneak a middle piece you probably pose a bigger risk of contamination to the loaf.

    I’m not convinced this method keeps bread longer until it’s put to the test.

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  • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And now it has served its purpose, now it must be put to rest.

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• tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  dude, i love the first slice!

  please dont take the context of the meme, as it might look bad

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  • SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    📸

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  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How so?

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    • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      philia is the word for love in ancient greek, while pedo means child

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When I was a kid, I could sit and eat an entire loaf of Sunmaid Cinnamon Raisin Bread. Literally the whole loaf in one sitting. I probably still could. Yum. Raisin bread.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your comment is making me get up and make toast. Sadly, I don’t have any raisin bread.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can always poke little holes in the toast and stick raisins in them.

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s part of a healthy diet as I learned in home ec. Just 3 more loans and a dozen eggs with 5 glasses milk and you will complete 2/3s of the pyramid.

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    • Carlo@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Relevant Calvin and Hobbes

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• NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  First slice and last slice, AKA “The Dad Bread”

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  • evranch@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In days of old, my father ate the bread ends.

    Now that I have a daughter, I am the one who eats the bread ends

    We do this not because we enjoy them, but because it is our duty as fathers.

    That or because otherwise my wife will just throw them to the dog. What a waste of perfectly good bread!

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    • mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not a father, but I actually enjoy the end slices.

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• Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  In some parts of Mexico, the end caps are called the “suegras,” the word for mother-in-law, because no one wants them. I think it’s meant to sound like “sobras” which means leftovers.

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Am I the only one who calls those the butt of the loaf?

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  • ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have always heard it called the heel.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Want to piss off a kid? Make them a butt-bread sandwich.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nope, I call it the butt too.

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  • MistressKitty@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We call it the nub.

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• kismattic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wonder what it says about me that I eat the first piece first.

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re a serial killer.

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    • kismattic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bready or not, here I come

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I do too. I try to get it before anyone fingers around with it to get to the slices below. Butt bread is fine, but fingered butt bread…

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Must be really shitty bread because first and last slices are the best

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• octoperson@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bunch of people ain’t getting curly hair!

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• ThePJN@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just make the first and last slices bigger! Damn you bread warlocks!

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• HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  just scarf down the extra crusty bread by itself. Its not suitable for sandwiches, but you know, just the bread by itself is still fine.

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• Kubla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Finally, a good fuckin’ meme!

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• schmidtster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I leave the first one to get stale from the lazy wrap job.

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The ends are the best for toasties.

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• Floey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I love the end slices but hate when they are cut so thin that they fall apart in your hand.

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ll even eat the last slice, but the first one is destined for the trash

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• Advocado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Some time ago, I actually came up with a saying about the 1st slice of bread:

  Om skalken är hård, so help me lord. Om skalken är mjuk, är den bättre än kuk.

  Feel free to translate this if you are curious or bored, or both.

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