dude, i love the first slice!
please dont take the context of the meme, as it might look bad
Bread
Submitted 11 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 months ago
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
📸
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How so?
tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 months ago
philia is the word for love in ancient greek, while pedo means child
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When I was a kid, I could sit and eat an entire loaf of Sunmaid Cinnamon Raisin Bread. Literally the whole loaf in one sitting. I probably still could. Yum. Raisin bread.
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Your comment is making me get up and make toast. Sadly, I don’t have any raisin bread.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can always poke little holes in the toast and stick raisins in them.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s part of a healthy diet as I learned in home ec. Just 3 more loans and a dozen eggs with 5 glasses milk and you will complete 2/3s of the pyramid.
Carlo@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
NABDad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
First slice and last slice, AKA “The Dad Bread”
evranch@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
In days of old, my father ate the bread ends.
Now that I have a daughter, I am the one who eats the bread ends
We do this not because we enjoy them, but because it is our duty as fathers.
That or because otherwise my wife will just throw them to the dog. What a waste of perfectly good bread!
mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Not a father, but I actually enjoy the end slices.
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In some parts of Mexico, the end caps are called the “suegras,” the word for mother-in-law, because no one wants them. I think it’s meant to sound like “sobras” which means leftovers.
0ops@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Am I the only one who calls those the butt of the loaf?
ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I have always heard it called the heel.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Want to piss off a kid? Make them a butt-bread sandwich.
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nope, I call it the butt too.
MistressKitty@pawb.social 11 months ago
We call it the nub.
kismattic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I wonder what it says about me that I eat the first piece first.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I do too. I try to get it before anyone fingers around with it to get to the slices below. Butt bread is fine, but fingered butt bread…
WereCat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Must be really shitty bread because first and last slices are the best
octoperson@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Bunch of people ain’t getting curly hair!
ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Just make the first and last slices bigger! Damn you bread warlocks!
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 11 months ago
just scarf down the extra crusty bread by itself. Its not suitable for sandwiches, but you know, just the bread by itself is still fine.
Kubla@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Finally, a good fuckin’ meme!
schmidtster@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I leave the first one to get stale from the lazy wrap job.
saltesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The ends are the best for toasties.
Floey@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I love the end slices but hate when they are cut so thin that they fall apart in your hand.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’ll even eat the last slice, but the first one is destined for the trash
Advocado@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Some time ago, I actually came up with a saying about the 1st slice of bread:
Om skalken är hård, so help me lord. Om skalken är mjuk, är den bättre än kuk.
Feel free to translate this if you are curious or bored, or both.
londos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The endcap covers the rest for them to stay fresh longer. It has a goddamn job to do.
enki@lemm.ee 11 months ago
This is the way. The butts sacrifice themselves for the greater good.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The butts are never truly sacrificed when it youre on your last PB and J.
MoreOrLess@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Greater Good!
Floey@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I doubt the end being there makes much of a difference, it’s already sliced and air can easily get into the cracks. Plus you’re always taking the front piece which has supposedly had the most contact with the environment, so it doesn’t have much of a chance to go bad. Furthermore by reaching your grubby fingers around to sneak a middle piece you probably pose a bigger risk of contamination to the loaf.
I’m not convinced this method keeps bread longer until it’s put to the test.
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And now it has served its purpose, now it must be put to rest.