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• bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me during a vasectomy:

  Doc: “We can talk while I’m working if it makes you more comfortable”

  Me: 📱"Nope"

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• Monument@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why the fuck is that person not wearing their mask correctly?

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  • CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably because it’s fake

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why’d they bring two phones?

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    One for the plug, one for the load.

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Work phone. Boss needs that sell through report dead or alive.

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Probably murican and the fully sedated option wasn’t covered on their insurance.

  “Are you sure you don’t want to be under?”

  “If it isn’t covered, no. Figure it out.”

  “But the operation is 6 hours–”

  “So like a regular day after work? I’ll just scroll.”

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  • otter@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sometimes full sedation is too risky, or at least not worth it for factors other than cost

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    • zout@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      True, there's always a risk that you don't wake up from full sedation. For most surgery you'll also be out of the hospital quicker if you take the epidural.

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And sometimes you’re somewhere along the timestream where anesthetic hasn’t been invented yet.

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    • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m the US though, it’s definitely not for the bbenefit of the patient.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If it’s a c-section they don’t sedate the mother if at all possible, because it can sedate the baby too. It takes them a lot longer to recover from, and increases risk a fair bit.

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How are they taking the photo?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anesthesiologist probably took this one.

    This is kinda like the setup when my wife had her Cesarian. Curtain up over the waist, wide awake, anesthesiologist right behind.

    She explained that it felt like rummaging around inside a purse, except she was the purse.

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  • Johnmannesca@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    2nd phone of course

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• kettuli@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1,5 h full body MRI and couldn’t do shit

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You are a creature…

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