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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  i’m glad most halfway reasonable people can agree with some variation on this. progress.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  senpai can you take a close and fast look at this mole on my neck?

  the mole in question

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Awww, Guwutine-chan is so cute!

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Blade isn’t long enough. I wouldn’t even cut half way through the neck.

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  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pfft. That’s glass-half-empty thinking.

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The fully attached neck being the empty glass, and a half-attached neck still getting the job done?

      I feel like lifting the detached head out of the basket by the hair and watching the life drain out of their eyes is the selling point, though.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The free market will take care of the rest.

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  • MrRandom@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you gotta let them feel it

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• Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If I had a dime for every billionare killed with a guillotine in 2026, I’d… have the same amount of money. 🥲

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What was it that rich people say when they hear this? “Then pull yourself by the bootstraps, go out, and make money!” I will land you the guillotine.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      i read that one book and i have been manifesting guillotines (and casting various hexes) for a decade now.

      i’ma take credit for this one even though i didn’t do it. i imagined it so it was totally me

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• BlonksClown@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I only eat the left twix because the right is full of Nazis

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What do you mean?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      it’s a joke about a candy bar advertism

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• wirebeads@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Choppy McChoppy face

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• MrRandom@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  party like it’s 1799🍾

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Giant googly eyes would be perfect for this.

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can put googly eyes on the sledge without changing its function. You can pain tthe mouth on the blade. Everytime it goes through the neck holder, it gets bloodier. Kinda like a cute vampire. 😙

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    • chaogomu@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The guy who gives the blade a quick 120 grit sharpen with an angle grinder can even dress up like a dentist

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• Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i like the new version (titan sub)

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    i feel deeply for every engineer that worked on this that had to fake shock and sadness when it whoopsie doodled

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  • Blackfeathr@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me too

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• Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Uwu Guillio-chan pwease hug all of the miwwionaires as hawd as you can

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