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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Weird Al Yankovic dined peacefully last night. He had spaghetti.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He was found in his bed, surrounded by well-washers and loved ones. He was last heard to remark what everyone was doing in his bedroom, and that his well did not require cleaning.

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    • Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean, there shouldn’t be any wells in anyone’s bedroom

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You had me in the first half, ngl

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How many polka dots has he found?

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How many dots are required for it to be considered Polka Dots?

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      One accordion worth

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bad joke, years ago his parents found dead from carbon monoxide.

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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Whoa, damn. Lost a friend that way. I do luv me some Weird Al. Caught Him live once.

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Did you let him go unharmed? That man is a national treasure, I need to know that you released him without injury or incident.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Didn’t know he was in Angine de Poitrine

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Doubt, dudes on tour and is currently in Delaware for tonights show. I just got to see him a few weeks ago on this tour and was a breath of fresh air.

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  • FQQD@lemmy.pobierz.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    oh yeah it’s probably old news then

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Weird Al’s all woman polka band where they are all named Dot? Kinda like The Donnas except The Polka Dots?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I knew a Dorothy who went by Dot. She was fun as hell.

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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  NOOOO!

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