When the landlord asks for a tip

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• anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tip: panhandling has more dignity than landlording.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good tip

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Has that ever happened to anyone, ever, or is it just Lemmies having a leftywank again?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “leftywank” lmao I like it

    It’s just a shitpost, but it’s good to hear that the satire is good enough that lots of people can’t tell if it’s real

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There is a lot of shit happening in the US that i cant comprehend… like, “how do they tolerate this?”… At one point i just stopped questioning

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    • aidan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, it’s that it’s a common meme but never happens, so people are confirming that it’s just a meme. That doesn’t mean it’s a good or clever meme. If you constantly joke about pooping in sinks, eventually someone will ask if you actually poop in sinks.

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  • stillwater@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Real estate influencers spark heated debate after arguing tenants should tip landlords

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All of those links sound like satire to me.

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  • Johanno@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    None of my victims ever paid a tip when I asked them /s

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• Klicnik@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is that a thing now?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    God I hope

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    • Usernameblankface@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have the same question. Where is this coming from?

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• LazaroFilm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tip in bitcoins mined on his electricity.

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  • hh93@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you’re not paying for you electricity in the US? Here in Germany you pay an expected amount for heating and electricity and then at the end of the year the landlord has to send you a statement telling you how much was used exactly and either pay you back the difference or you have to pay additionally and that usually results in changes in what the expected amount is in the future

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Here in the US sometimes the landlord covers utilities, usually you have to set up your own utilities account. Other times dig a well and build your own power plant v

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    • BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That sounds a little complicated. I get the energy bill directly from the energy provider and pay what I owe or set up a direct debit with them.

      The Landlord is not involved except for clearing the debt before moving in.

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  • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As long as he pays for the cost of the GPU depreciation.

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• Blademax@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  "…fix this damn door!

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck that door in particular

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  • Marin_Rider@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    fixed it. where’s me tip?

    “Work hard, be good to your mother”

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• sugarfree@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you don’t tip your landlord you have a much higher chance of internet and power outages… Just saying!

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  • zammy95@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol what? Almost all places I know (around here at least), the power and Internet bills are paid by the tenants

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    • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because why would the landlord pay a cost when they can just make the tenant pay without lowering rent?

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  • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That sounds like a great case for strong consumer protection laws.

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    • sugarfree@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, I don’t believe that tips need to be backed by legislation, it’s better when they are optional so you can identify ideal tenants.

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  • sebinspace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Let’s play Spot the Retard!

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    • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      O i know, i know! It’s the one that can’t spot someone fucking around on a shit post.

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Starfield NPC.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mouth is too expressive

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• Desistance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck that noise

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• speaker_hat@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sorry Nancy no change left

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