Doombas was right there
Good luck dumbass
Submitted 1 month ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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negativenull@piefed.world 1 month ago
ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 1 month ago
You mean the Ramboos?
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That dog looks so confused.
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Not to be a wet blanket, but wouldn’t the motion of the roomba moving immediately detonate the claymore?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Oh. Ok.
Follow up question: Why?
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 1 month ago
To actually be a wet blanket, booby traps are illegal and demonstrate premeditation. Its a funny idea though
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Premeditation? Yeah! I have a plan for an attack on my household!
Joking ofc.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Trailer park Battlebots
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I always thought their origin was a given & didn’t need to be explicitly specified like that.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
The chainsaw is the wrong direction to disenfootinate an intruder, Poindexter
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
You want to put the chainsaw boy flat so that it saws the intruders off at the ankle.
Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
These are called Doombas.
mtpender@piefed.world 1 month ago
daannii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s top left?
Also for some reason the chainsaw is the scariest.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Claymore mine
cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
Point towards enemy Stamped on one side
cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 1 month ago
I would just leave. Clearly this person is cooler than me, and if they had money they spent it arming even more roombas.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I own a weaponized Roomba for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. ‘What the devil?’ As I grab my powdered wig and activate my autonomous sentry unit.
It bumps into the first man. Click-clack. The mounted 1911 fires a .45 ACP round, dropping him instantly. ‘Good lord!’ cries the second, but the Roomba pivots, its optical sensors locking on. It unleashes a suppressed burst from the top-mounted M4 carbine, shredding his lace cuffs.
The remaining two try to flee up the stairs, but they trigger the tripwire. The Claymore mine strapped to the dustbin detonates with a deafening roar, sending shrapnel through the foyer wallpaper. The last survivor, trembling in the corner, thinks he’s safe until he hears the whirring. The downstairs Roomba engages its miniature, high-torque chainsaw. It drags itself toward him, cleaning up the mess as it goes.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 month ago
It’s all fun & games until your dog attacks the robber, too, and winds up shot.
mynameisbob@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
HAHA The chainsaw now that is crude 🤣
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But my lord there is no such force
lambisio@feddit.cl 1 month ago
Claymore roomba? Now this is the kind of content I come to the Fediverse for!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also known as a Boomba.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I appreciate that the claymore has a camera attached… to the claymore. Hopefully it’s integrated with wifi and allows the user to drive the boomba. They’ve even circumvented the normal blasting caps somehow. Interesting choices lol but at least there’s conceivably a man in the middle pushing the X button.
lambisio@feddit.cl 1 month ago
Maaaaan, how do you do it, I couldn’t have come up with “Boomba” even if I was high on churu.