You mean the Ramboos?
Good luck dumbass
Submitted 2 days ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 1 day ago
negativenull@piefed.world 1 day ago
Doombas was right there
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That dog looks so confused.
Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
These are called Doombas.
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Not to be a wet blanket, but wouldn’t the motion of the roomba moving immediately detonate the claymore?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Oh. Ok.
Follow up question: Why?
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 1 day ago
To actually be a wet blanket, booby traps are illegal and demonstrate premeditation. Its a funny idea though
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Premeditation? Yeah! I have a plan for an attack on my household!
Joking ofc.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Trailer park Battlebots
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I always thought their origin was a given & didn’t need to be explicitly specified like that.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
The chainsaw is the wrong direction to disenfootinate an intruder, Poindexter
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
You want to put the chainsaw boy flat so that it saws the intruders off at the ankle.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I own a weaponized Roomba for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. ‘What the devil?’ As I grab my powdered wig and activate my autonomous sentry unit.
It bumps into the first man. Click-clack. The mounted 1911 fires a .45 ACP round, dropping him instantly. ‘Good lord!’ cries the second, but the Roomba pivots, its optical sensors locking on. It unleashes a suppressed burst from the top-mounted M4 carbine, shredding his lace cuffs.
The remaining two try to flee up the stairs, but they trigger the tripwire. The Claymore mine strapped to the dustbin detonates with a deafening roar, sending shrapnel through the foyer wallpaper. The last survivor, trembling in the corner, thinks he’s safe until he hears the whirring. The downstairs Roomba engages its miniature, high-torque chainsaw. It drags itself toward him, cleaning up the mess as it goes.
mtpender@piefed.world 1 day ago
cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 1 day ago
I would just leave. Clearly this person is cooler than me, and if they had money they spent it arming even more roombas.
daannii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What’s top left?
Also for some reason the chainsaw is the scariest.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Claymore mine
cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com 1 day ago
Point towards enemy Stamped on one side
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 day ago
It’s all fun & games until your dog attacks the robber, too, and winds up shot.
mynameisbob@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
HAHA The chainsaw now that is crude 🤣
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But my lord there is no such force
lambisio@feddit.cl 1 day ago
Claymore roomba? Now this is the kind of content I come to the Fediverse for!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Also known as a Boomba.
lambisio@feddit.cl 1 day ago
Maaaaan, how do you do it, I couldn’t have come up with “Boomba” even if I was high on churu.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I appreciate that the claymore has a camera attached… to the claymore. Hopefully it’s integrated with wifi and allows the user to drive the boomba. They’ve even circumvented the normal blasting caps somehow. Interesting choices lol but at least there’s conceivably a man in the middle pushing the X button.