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Discussion Thread 🫠 Friday 17 July 2026

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨YarraByte@aussie.zone⁩ to ⁨melbourne@aussie.zone⁩

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Met up with group of trauma bonded friends I haven’t seen in 9 years. Feels amazing.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    My new night club. I call it Disco Boudoir. Everything syncs to the music. I will be purchasing dual microphones to go with.

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    • Pilk@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Unreal!

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Can I come dancing??

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Yes you can.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Do you come here often?

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Actually we’re regulars. You can dance with us. Go girl! 😘

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m the only one in the team in the office, and it looks like it will be a quiet day overall

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    • Pilk@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I haven’t had a job in quite a while, does this mean you can pretty much walk around in your jocks?

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      • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        You can act like you are. The office just becomes a massive loungeroom and kitchen at this point

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Time for a one person flash mob.

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Alright, my one week of job provider retail course is complete. Least I get some sweet sweet workforce points for it.

    Also spent the last of my energy spoons writing a lovely complaint email to the provider regarding the teachers attitude to the older students.

    Now I rest.

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  • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I have secured strawberry and cream eclairs from Brunetti 🧑‍🩰😊

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Secured?

      Were they trying to leave the country or just out of control in general?

      Well done comrade. Now return to base. Over.

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      • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Cancel that. Border force (pastry division) here. I declare the eclairs contraband and they should be delivered my location for immediate inspection. Goods may not be returned.

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    • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Strawberry and cream? Tell me more…

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  • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    My neighbours kid, who has started driving, has taken to sitting in his car and beeping the horn for his mother to move her car (blocking him in) so he can leave. The kids kinda reserved so if I go out there and pop my top at him for using a car horn as an attention seeking deceive next to my fucking house, I think it’ll go poorly for future neighbour relations. However if he keeps beeping his horn neighbour relations are going poorly anyway.

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    • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Someone needs to tell him. Doesn’t need to be a confrontation, just explain that’s it’s a disturbance to neighbours. Could chat to the Mum, but if he’s driving I assume he’s old enough to hear the feedback directly.

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Yeah, better for that to come from a calm neighbour than when he is out in a road rage incident

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’ve had a crook back for 3 days now. I’ve been forced to medicate with booze. Cheers 🍻

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    • mertn22@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Valium is a great muscle relaxant. Just one though if you are boozing.

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        I love valium. That’s why I don’t take it anymore. Lol.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    yay. so much organising of stuff has been done, and mind is getting more focused even if I do have a touch of insomnia 😊

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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    Tonight’s swim hurt (which is the point).

    Reverse wave.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I have a choon for you.

      m.youtube.com/watch?v=5fT_SdoKv3g

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      so beautiful, different every day

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  • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I am on actual real life grown up holiday. Kicking off tomorrow with the Odyssey in 70mm. Pretty sweet

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Awwwsum 😊

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Sweeeeet. Onya Sonya!

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    locked in, renovators paradise tomorrow w00t w00t

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Today just fucking draaaaaged.

    Cheers!!!

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Lol our teacher is losing his fucking mind.

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Ooh what’s going on??

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      • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        He’s losing his head at the people in class who are older and tech illiterate honestly. Little patience for those who are a bit slower at following instructions. I get it, because it is simple stuff, but it’s making the other students feel like their questions are stupid so they’re afraid to ask him for help, so they’re asking me (which is burning me the fuck out tbh looool).

        Like, one older gentleman is just not getting it at all, and the teacher muttered “Jesus Christ” under his breath. Except it’s a small room and we all heard him.

        It’s fucking hilarious. Like he’s teaching unemployed people who are struggling, but it’s very inaccessible to people who don’t use computers.

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      • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        We need the goss!

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    • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I had to do one online during covid. I only have a PC, no web cam. The teacher said that was okay. Everyone took that as a pass to turn their webcams off. It really unnerved the teacher.

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Does he need an apple?

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      • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        He needs a fucking joint tbh hahah

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Fri-fucking-day!!!

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    • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      On the one hand I’m so close to my holiday leave and on the other there appears to be about 754 hours to go today

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  • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Good morning and goodnight, YarraByte! Can someone please get me a salmon & cream cheese bagel, easy on the capers but hell yeah to red onion in the morning? I’ll pay you back!!

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      🐟🍦🧀❤️🧅🥯

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      • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Delicious, thank you!!

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    photo dump time 😊

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    cracker of a day, time to wash bedding

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The first GTA VI preorder email I’ve received is from Officeworks of all places

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Lovely and sunny out there, a walk to the close beach would be nice. 😊🌞

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Hello Friday. Again, or something.

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Lunch at a very generous panini place with the parents just to come back to the office for sudden donuts as thanks for getting through a busy week because of a new account secured.

    I filled out the spreadsheet for that account so all the donuts should be going to me

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
    🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Tepache and croissants with pineapple jam please chef.

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        🍍🥤🥐🍍🔨

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      A please

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        🐖🍎

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Goodnight everyone, stay warm and sweet dreams 😘

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