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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My wife has been trying to convince me of this.

    She is very persuasive.

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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Actually, it’s dad JOKES.

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Perfect because I’m a JOKE of a dad!

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “It’s 2am why are you making pudding?”

  “Because I’ve lost control of my life.”

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In the beginning the universe was created.

  This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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• skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Vaguely recall a Dr. Cox (Scrubs tv show) line “The trick is to hate your body” from like 20 years ago

  Hate it sooner than later, i guess

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That leg day you skipped?

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  • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, the burger day you didn’t.

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    • adarza@piefed.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      which one?

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• Miller@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well exactly, because evolutionarily we do still have bodies that should be covered in fur, a lot of fur.

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  • fizzle@quokk.au ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah man. “Evolutionarily” doesn’t give a fuck about anyone over 30 because you’ve already had enough kidlets and are about to die from a blood infection that took hold from a rotten tooth.

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    • Pilon23@feddit.dk ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Evolution cares whether you can keep the kidlets safe until they themselves have kidlets tho. That should give you at least another 5 years before your spine self-destructs

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  • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah. We lost fur hundreds of thousands of years ago and never needed it again to survive several ice ages. So I’d say we’ve definitely evolved past fur thanks to the ‘advanced’ tool usage of… clothing.

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    • Miller@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hundreds of thousands of years is not much time in evolutionary terms and my point is the shape of our bodies has not really caught up with our loss of hair and particularly in age we can still look a little unaesthetic. We look exactly like what we are, an animal that is supposed to have fur that has been shorn.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So do Siamese cats.

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe a full bald man-scaping wasn’t such a great idea after all…

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It went wrong from day one.

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• cyclonedusk@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  it’s been wrong for as long as i can remember. perhaps longer. it’s always been wrong, as far as i know.

  it’s still wrong…

  …but for the first time, it seems to be getting less wrong.

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dunno, my mirror is usually fogged

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