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Discussion Thread 🍎 Monday 13 July 2026

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨YarraByte@aussie.zone⁩ to ⁨melbourne@aussie.zone⁩

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  • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Moving into a role where I have an ✨ office ✨ - it’s a warehouse office, so no glamourous view or anything, although I have demanded a heater. I want to decorate it, anyone got some fun suggestions?

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    • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ROCKS from the BEACH.

      I will give you rocks we gotchu.

      Or shells that’s seagoons job.

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A large cardboard Audrey the monster plant

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      • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I love this idea, there’s a whole section that would be perfect. Any suggestions as to where one might acquire this?

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pokemon figurines!!!

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      • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        An absolute given that some Pokemon plushies will be coming in!

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    • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Demand a split system for summer too.

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      • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Haiiii!! Heater AND cooler have been acquired - I would love some succulents if this is still on offer, please!! I had to clear it with HACCP regs, but apparently being in my office makes it A-OK.

        Hope you’re having a kick ass night!

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Persons wearing medical scrubs sniffing every 2 seconds on the tram. Yay educated hygiene…

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    • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The one that got to me over the weekend was the number of staff from cafes in shopping centres leaving toilet cubicles still wearing an apron! Take it off before you go to the toilet FFS!

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Noooo way 🤮

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    • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m concerned about the infection control risk associated with people wearing medical scrubs outside of work. To me it seems unprofessional.

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      • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They’ve become a status symbol.

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      • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wearing clean scrubs on the way to work I can kinda understand, but on the way home? Or even out on lunch break? What if there’s bodily fluids on them, surely they be put into the hospital wash and not be take home?

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    • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have a runny nose most mornings in the cold without being ill.

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      • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Me every time I go from the cold warehouse to the sauna office.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Noooo. Not Sam. 😪

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU3kXBb6Yc4

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s so sad, especially since he was now cancer free.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gonna watch me Merlin tonight. Or Daybreakers. Criminally underrated, the pair of them.

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’ll always be my favourite Scream King

      He was so fkn hot in The Omen III 😍

      Time to watch my Death in Brunswick dvd again methinks

      RIP

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      • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I first saw him in My Brilliant Career.

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Disassembling a sump pump, cleaning the filter and reassem…

    Fuck if they couldn’t put humpty dumpty back together again I don’t like my odds.

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So for the past week, the grease trap in the dumpster room has backed up. Started slightly flood the dumpster room with old grease from the commercial property downstairs.

    They reckon it hasn’t been cleaned out properly for years, and the poor new lease holders (a cafe) weren’t even aware of it as it wasn’t mentioned on their lease. They apologised anyway, and this morning have gotten a company to clean it.

    I don’t think I’ve ever smelled anything so fucking rancid. Fucking hell it’s foul af. Like bin juice but rotten.

    What a lovely way to wake up.

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    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m incredibly sad that I know that exact smell.

      Fuck you hospitality lol

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      • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Loool so fkn gross be glad you don’t work in that industry anymore haha

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Eeew. Pity the poor bastard doing the clean.

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      • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Same! I can’t imagine how many body wash products they have to use to just smell normal 😭

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      • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You stop smelling it. I worked in what was essentially a fancy rendering plant while at uni.

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I recently had a liquid waste truck come to take away a vat that I nicknamed my witches brew - it was a 700L vat made up of expired wine making additives. I nearly vomited several times making up the vat (over the course of 1 day - it initially sounded fun but I realised very quickly how awful it would be, like extremely expired kombucha), but when that truck showed up and opened it’s valves to start pumping… oh my god, I will never forget it. It got into every space in the building for days. The gentleman operating the truck was so lovely, I felt so awful that I literally RAN away dry retching. Vomited half way down the warehouse.

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      • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Omg looooool! I’m sure he’s seen people do worse hahaha!

        It’s fucking rank! I came home today after my retail course thing and it’s all cleaned up and gone thank fuck 😂 I never want that stank anywhere near my notrils ever again 💀

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    • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This sounds awful!

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      • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They were meant to start at 7am, but started at 6.45am dammit

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Quite the gherked up day with one kid still at home and the girlfriend out at appointments. My manager asked if I could try working from home days like this to still get things done instead of taking leave. Okay, a lot of time with a clamp on the TAB key but at least I didn’t have to take a day off I guess

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • themaninblack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Returning after a trip to cairns. I… am thinking of moving somewhere warmer.

    Can’t really handle Melb winters.

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I love Cairns… but every time I think about moving somewhere warmer, I remember the humidity and rethink the idea.

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    • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everyone I work with is saying the same thing. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I love the cold! Every summer in Melbourne I think, “dammit I need to move somewhere colder” 😆

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’d rather cold than humid and flies.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      up there for the marathon? I know a certain gentleman who ate tremendous shit 50m from the finish line

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      • themaninblack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        lol no we were surprised by that one. Hope the gentleman is alright but I’d love to have seen it

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cairns is certainly beautiful 😊

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  • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Terrible nights sleep. Kept waking up, because I couldn’t get comfortable. In the bed I sleep in every night? it makes no sense. Grumpy day ahead.

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  • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boo

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  • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I couldn’t get tix last month for the Odyssey at the museum IMAX. (There were tens of thousands of people in the queue) so will be seeing it at the Chadstone IMAX this weekend.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    sunrise was a rusty colour 😊

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
    🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Crocodile burritos please chef.

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        🐊🌯

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A savoury muffin please

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        🥓🌭🧁

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    • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Strawberry milkshake and a cheesymite bun

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        🍓🥛🫨🧀🟤🍞

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Half way through the Le Carre biography.

    I am totally shocked John/David lacked self confidence and allowed his frenemy James to make him feel bad about his own life, as if he was a do nothing who was too frightened to live.

    Why do people think that “quiet” lives , ie lives with no drama, are not living.

    How does this insightful ex spy who specialised in profiling and interviewing end up believing a frenemy that being a sexist liar and betrayer is living and anything and everything else is not living and weak

    Luckily the influence didn’t greatly interfere with his work discipline.

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