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• kingofras@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Finally a meme that doesn’t mention Mitch McConnell by name.

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  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Reminds me of that time Roger Ailes died.

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  • mbp@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Now the comments do!

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  • Chivera@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You just did

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  • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You should’ve called him the Turtle man. XD

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That won’t stop me from the ultimate goal of cloning myself to become an innumerable army of supersoldiers!

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  • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Welp we tried. But apparently Gork is impervious to memes! Who could have seen that coming!

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  • gaiussabinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Easy there Horatio

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If the clones start having sex with each other, is it incests or is it masturbation?

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Whichever one makes it hotter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Like when you suck your own dick, that’s masturbation. Technically that clones dick is your dick too? Sure it’s attached to another meat pilot, but it’s exactly the same dick.

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Identical twins are natural clones. It’s not that clones are some magical copy, just two individuals sharing the same DNA

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  • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Don’t bother, I tried and the super soldiers just kept fucking each other.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Planting your socks in radioactive soil isn’t going to work, I keep telling you this.

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  • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• Phantaloons@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Too weird to live, too rare to die

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Garden gnomes?

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    • Phantaloons@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They’re always called garden gnomes, as if they don’t go home at night and have their own things to do.

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  • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hey, I got a trick question for you;

    The Earth. Is is it round or flat?

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    • Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mu

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• YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You’re not going to get me to stop eating Taco Bell. I will continue to expand my ass to a size never before seen.

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  • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s hot, cupcake. ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ~)

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• i_need_your_bones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Honestly one of me is too many. Bye Bye all!

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• edgyspazkid@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  U2

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• Sniatch@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Du bist gut genuug

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  • meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Doobie scoot canoeee

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• svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  you are enough

  Thank you for the affirmation, sometimes I feel like I don’t deserve anything good in my li…

  we don’t need more of you

  …

  😢

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I feel seen

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You think that now, but just wait 'til you get a load of sundray2!

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• Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I certainly do. I’m a Mormon Occultist and a master baiter. I said, I’m a fisher of men. Someone will respond, and if they don’t, I’ll jist start talking to myself and have a real funky time.

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  • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fuxk I spelled just wrong. Guess .y life if over

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  • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do you like to fondle your own self, my dude?

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    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Bro, there is no such thing as a “self.”

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  me

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