Something kept poking my leg on my mid-morning flight to Nashville

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• pumpupthejam@piefed.social ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Not calling anybody a liar, but for me to be able to continue in society I’m telling myself this is staged.

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Grind it and start moaning.

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• thejoker954@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “accidently” step on it.

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• felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  If you steal his sock you steal his soul

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• hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck that. I’d ask him to stop and then tell the flight attendant immediately if it doesn’t. If he wants a footrest, he’s welcome to purchase a second ticket for the seat in front of him.

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  • atrielienz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I agree with you, but (as someone who’s reconfigured the seating on a lot of airplanes) we gotta hold airlines accountable for the continued war on leg room.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I literally can’t fit on planes with 30" seat pitch.

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Should have peed on it.

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• dhork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Oops! Sorry I dropped my pickle juice

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  • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I find hot coffee readily available and much more effective.

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• Hello_there@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Drop you bag repeatedly

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