Something kept poking my leg on my mid-morning flight to Nashville

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• thejoker954@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “accidently” step on it.

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• hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck that. I’d ask him to stop and then tell the flight attendant immediately if it doesn’t. If he wants a footrest, he’s welcome to purchase a second ticket for the seat in front of him.

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  • atrielienz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I agree with you, but (as someone who’s reconfigured the seating on a lot of airplanes) we gotta hold airlines accountable for the continued war on leg room.

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    • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a tall person that must now pay extra for the privilege of not having to cut my legs off to fly comfortably, I appreciate having another soldier in the fight.

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    • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Other passengers shouldn’t be a collateral damage.

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    • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is the correct response.

      Yes it’s weird to take your shoes off and stretch out on a flight, but the real problem is the airlines being cheap motherfuckers.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I literally can’t fit on planes with 30" seat pitch.

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  • Kind_to_Everyone@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not a single open seat on the flight.

    I was with my family, so I simply adopted a wide stance.

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• pumpupthejam@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not calling anybody a liar, but for me to be able to continue in society I’m telling myself this is staged.

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  • Kind_to_Everyone@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh it wasn’t staged.

    I would say I don’t know the guy, but given his foot poked and carressed my leg at various points during the flight, I would argue we are at some greater level of intimacy.

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    • oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Now kiss.

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Grind it and start moaning.

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  • Kind_to_Everyone@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I legitimately think he would have liked that.

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• dhork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oops! Sorry I dropped my pickle juice

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  • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I find hot coffee readily available and much more effective.

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• sunsofold@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you’re going on down to Nashville looking for a sole to steal, look under your seat.

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• Hello_there@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Drop you bag repeatedly

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I shouldn’t have had to scroll so far for this correct answer.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Time to “misplace” a pen.

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• felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you steal his sock you steal his soul

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Should have peed on it.

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  • Kind_to_Everyone@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think he might have been into tbat.

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• ohshit604@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Steel Toes are safety shoes for a reason.

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• dektep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  crush every single bone!

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