Gargle the wine

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• kahjtheundedicated@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Piss Wine is stored in the balls

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Pinot is stored in the balls.

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• TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That’s a new use of the word “elegant” that I was unfamiliar with.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Scroll further down the page to learn that it’s on sale for €69.

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• thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That wine’s gonna taste like ass

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Surely it will taste more phallic

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    • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Sure, if you’re boring

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• tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  How do you get the wine into that thing?

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Sounding

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• hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I know what I’m getting for my next bachelorette party (or at least recommending it to my wife to give)

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• clucose@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Now you can deepthroat directly without tasting it.

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If your piss is red you need to see a doctor

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    If your genitals are transparent and made of glass, doubly so.

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• hinton@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I was given this decanter as a present. It is so hard to clean but it’s a show stopper for sure.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Cradle the balls.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Booting Intoxication and shards of glass in the ass… Here we go!

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