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• this@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me: looks outside Capitalism: still exists Me: “dam, it didn’t work”

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank you, it worked!

  A second after reading the post? captain announced in the loudspeaker that we are ready for takeoff (plane was already delayed by 2 hours)

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks for the cock pic, just what I needed

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a nice cock, too. Perfect size and shape.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The only cock pic I’ve been grateful for

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So he’s dead?

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What if I don’t want it to be lifted?

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  • not@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Here, I’ll save you. Image

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  • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    well, that’s ok. a chicken on the beach is probably the beginning of another one anyway.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      nah, a cock on the beach generally heralds the start of another good day.

      just got done with a week of beach camping and those dawns are the best

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Too bad. This post demands it.

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• iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thx Mr. Chiken

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• SpacePanda@mander.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Somehow the chicken makes it more believable

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh shit, finally. Thanks for lifting that curse off me!

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The chicken god smiles upon you!

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• Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Praise be

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  dammit i cocked it up and now have two curses.

  they’re named lady meows and goober

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