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• Kennystillalive@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can we please get Greta 2 orbiter guys? Because this world has been so crazy lately I would really believe it if someone told me it was all an author getting lazy with their story.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Greta 2: Orbiter Guys is the one where she stops the Jewish space lasers from starting wildfires.

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    • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Wait, I thought that was the one with Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg?

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    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Isn’t that the one set I California?

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  • plutopos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, she must have way more than two

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  This onion news sketch about Al Qaeda being obsessed with Twilight is hilarious

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  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    My dumbass thought The Onion was actual news and not satire.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      17 years ago when this was made that was true. After the Harambe timeline split we get onion being real news

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every good resistance movement needs a few hotties for fellas to simp for.

  I mean, I’d strap a nuke on my back and pole vault over the white house fence if I bigg tiddy goth rebellita told me to.

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  • Yondoza@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey can we get a big titty goth over here to talk to Agent641?

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    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🗣️ We need a big titty goth savior here!

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    • Ediacarium@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The only one one we have left is still trying to convince Agent640

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sam Hyde, if you didn’t know.

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  • Goodeye8@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t know if he needs to be recognized. That guy is such an enigma I literally can’t tell if he’s the ultimate edgelord taking the worlds biggest shit on society or an actual neonazi coating his ideology in post-ironic comedy.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      He’s both.

      He got lost in the sauce a long time ago, he’s got no real self at this point.

      He is the living embodiment of schrodinger’s asshole.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Those are quite the descriptions and alternatives. I’m intrigued.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Didn’t want to.

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    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I did want to 👍

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    What’s going on big guy?

    youtu.be/qotMRja7AHU

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  • 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s the girl this meme is about?

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    • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The guy pictured in the meme.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least it’s not their daughter with a stolen tank and a posse of mutant kangaroos.

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  • leagman1@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this actually anything or are you making up a reference to fuck with me?

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image attached oKrsrZbZDhTTHey.jpg

      It even had a movie in 1995, actually.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s from an Australian documentary film featuring Ice Cube

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    • Kraiden@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If this doesn’t exist, someone should get on it because that sounds amazing!

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    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The kangaroo is played by a gangsta rapper too.

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    • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I feel very old.

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