Playing games like I usually do, but getting paid for it.
“Streaming”
Who’s gonna give money to a streamer that broadcasts at random times for random lengths and bounces between 12 different games each sess? 🤷♂️
No work
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 hours ago
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I played shapes 2 until the tism expired. Now we’re playing baldurs gate 3 until I get a bad roll, now we’re playing slay the spire 2 and uh oh squirrel time for rimwold
Tbh glad it’s not just me lol
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Don’t get me wrong I have preferential jobs but my dream is to not have a job that doesn’t directly benefit me.
I’m not afraid of hard labor but I’m not gonna do it just to make some rich fuck richer
Quokka@quokk.au 18 hours ago
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Have you tried being hot and having your online bio say you’re an “influencer”? Because then it’s easy.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Most people attempting to be influencers aren’t remotely successful, even if they’re hot.
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Sure, but if you want to do no work and go on trips all over the world for free, all you gotta do is take a gander at some Instagram “influencers” to see where I’m coming from.
Alternately you can just be born rich. That usually helps.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
do not try this folks you need so much ice water
Eq0@literature.cafe 11 hours ago
I’m in temporary leave from my job (that, as far as job goes, I really like) and I really dread going back…
homes@piefed.world 18 hours ago
I just woke up from a dream about a plate of bacon.
I used to be able to afford that
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 17 hours ago
Oh gods, I wish the decline of late stage capitalism lead to less animal agriculture. Instead the whole world has decided they need more protein than ever
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
You can be a travel streamer? Like youre not gonna earn anything cause all the “travel streamers” who are actually just nuisance streamers will take all your viewers but still.
Allero@lemmy.today 17 hours ago
I just think of how much more fulfilling our life could be if, after school, young people would be offered to make a big trip or live through a big experience they want to gain inspiration, find themselves, and then bring that meaning and inspiration into their life.
But alas, The Economy needs wage slaves.
Agent641@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
My dream job? Well last night I dreamed I was a teenage magic hobo who traveled the highways on a flying cardboard sheet, hiding from the magic highway patrol in bushes and staying in flop houses with other magic hobos who I just met (I’m not making this up, that was my actual dream)
daggermoon@piefed.world 17 hours ago
This and a goth mommy domme.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Even a “dream job” is just a job that you hate the least. It might even bring some joy here and there, but in the end you’re still on a leash. I tried working, never for long. Then I gave up on that and retired. Like 25yrs ago or so.
But what’s the problem with exactly this answer to this stupid “what is your dream job?”? It’s an honest and good answer. Except maybe in a job-interview 😁
Allero@lemmy.today 17 hours ago
I tried working, never for long. Then I gave up on that and retired.
Tell me your secret of getting retirement without working
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
I was lucky to be born at the right time, self-employed directly outta school in the booming IT-market. That and no desire to live large. I’m a simple and horribly cheap ass. So no big secret, just luck and a passion for my hobby at the right time. It was also work, but…different.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
If youre born rich enough you cna be a travel influencer!
LouNeko@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
If you’re attractive enough and a woman you could try becoming a travel vblog streamer and have a bunch of sad men finance your indefinite vacation.
Yasmeen@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I got a 2 million riyal mahr last Friday upon marriage. Permanent vacation mode. 😌
iocase@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
“how would you prefer to be underpaid and abused?”
Epp@lemmus.org 18 hours ago
What would the fly even wear? Most outerwear would interfere with their wings.
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 19 hours ago
I’m even willing to make money for the shareholders, if I can travel the world, eat hella food and dress fly.
But noooo, the goal is to suffer for no reason at all.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
There is a reason. Just none that would care for you or your suffering…
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 17 hours ago
You should get a job in international business relations. Just think, you could travel the world, eat hella food, and dress fly for corporate profits!