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Neo, wake up!

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love these. Just the idea of him being a frat bro is hilarious to me.

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    • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It could do with a few strategically placed "bro"s though

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      • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Bro needs to come back to our planet we destroyed in which there is no more steak and only paste. Image

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  • Adderbox76@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The older I get, the more I realize that Joey Pantaloons was right.

    If I’m living a life in the Matrix, I’m not being harmed in any way while they use my body to generate electricity. Who really gives a shit? Does it make a difference?

    Reality is just neural inputs translated by our brain; does it even matter where that input comes from? Does it make a difference if those inputs simply skip my five senses and plug directly into my brain?

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The crazy mass orgy dances happen outside of the matrix.

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      • Adderbox76@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That’s not a requirement. There’s nothing stopping them from happening in the Matrix, and probably with people who smell a lot better.

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  • Schal330@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There is also that weird cave rave orgy thing I guess? Or do we continue to pretend there has only ever been one Matrix movie?

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    • popcar2@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or do we continue to pretend there has only ever been one Matrix movie?

      Yeah pretty much.

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      • Schal330@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m onboard with that! Although can we at an absolute stretch acknowledge there were some good bits in Reloaded? The Chateau and highway fight scenes were fun with great soundtracks!

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      that what

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      • Schal330@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Zion dance. I think I recall in the movie it’s mixed with a scene of Neo and Trinity getting it on.

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I didn’t watch the other movies sorry

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      • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You need to watch Event Horizon, it’s the best Matrix sequel.

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      • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Isn’t this shit from the second film on the highway?

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    • k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The animations were cool, too. Not sure if they were considered cannon though.

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    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They made more?

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    • LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah but the Matrix probably had Burning Man back when it was good.

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  • OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can go back in with superpowers and any objects you want.

    These thinly veiled right wing memes are always thought terminating.

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