The pick-up artist

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• VegaLyrae@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Accidentally made a hot-girl union.

  Now they can organize and demand higher quality pickup lines.

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  • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Apes babes strong together

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    • NotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      How do you get those crossed out words?

      Nice comment by the way

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  • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    In a group of 40 women, chances are really high at least 2 of them would be a good couple. It’s a blind group date.

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  • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Competitor to the Attractive Girls Union?

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    • VegaLyrae@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      AGU Local 2, Messenger Hot Girls Union

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• Maddie@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Guy is shooting his shot at a 40-way

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  • snipe_at@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    guy shooting his shotgun

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    • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Lemmy has so much fewer comments than reddit, but goddamn do they hit here lmao. Second comment in ten minutes to almost make me choke on my dinner

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    • L4rr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Because it spreads, or because he committed Kurt Cobain?

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  • flerp@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Big mistake not hanging around to at least test the waters after a few replies

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  • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Casting a wide net, as they say

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• irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Dang, he really ruined his chances with nearly 40 women all at once

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  • VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It will take my entire life to ruin my chances with this many. My hero 🛐🛐🛐

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• som@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Bro was aoe farming

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Pulled too much aggro sadly

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I prefer AoE2

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• FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Guys it’s called efficiency

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  • FleetingTit@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    No, it’s called stupidity. WhatsApp allows for Broadcast lists, which do what he was trying to do.

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• Norgur@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  When getting a date isn't even worth copy pasting to you, you aren't worthy of the tiddies.

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Souls-like difficulty setting.

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• TheBig2023Meltdown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Collateral damage

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• VicentAdultman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The Bachelor with social anxiety

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Better luck next time.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Luck is just probability. Increase luck by hitting on many more people at once!

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The Boomhauer method.

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• Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Dudes rock!

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• ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Man I’m so lost by this

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  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It looks like he tried to send one mass flirt message to 39 women, but it went out in a group chat instead of individual messages. So he acknowledged his failure and left his own group chat.

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  • rosymind@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    He tried sending the same message to 39 women, (assuming that the message would be sent seperately) only to realize that they were all added to a group chat. It dawned on him that each woman could see that he had sent the same message to everyone in the group. He realized the error of his ways, and swift departed. (Presumably out of embarrasment)

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