Nobody tell him

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• velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …did ABC really put it as “hentaivirus” in the title?

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The article is from yesterday, so if they did they’ve corrected it by now.

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    • gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Posting misinformation is acceptable behavior in a shitposting comm, so this could be a photoshop

      I feel like the real question to ask in these situations is whether or not it matters whether it’s “real” or not

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• Steve@communick.news ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wasn’t that worried…
  Now I am.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No mask will save us from this new virus.

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Actually, do wear masks when dealing with dry organic material that may include animal feces. It helps.

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    • Steve@communick.news ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A self contained diving rebreather will work.
      That’s a mask with extra steps.

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I really think it’ll be ok. Unless it mutates in really inconvenient ways that is.

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The hentaivirus:

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It should be fine. We hope.

  Pretty much the COVID strategy from the first Trump administration.

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  • Shrubbery@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’ll go away with the heat.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8yOv4PwttM

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• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nyaa~

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  • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lulz

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  RFK Jr. advices everyone to stock up on dead raccoon penisses, bleach and horse laxatives. Also everyone should increase their immune system by swimming in feces. If you get sick, it’s because you’re weak and because you want to be sick. A positive vibe would be enough to stay healthy. If you die anyway, you didn’t try enough. If all of the above fails, you should just have a lot of money.

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All you have to do is stay away from people that look pixelated

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  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And tentacles. Best stay inland and away from aquariums and seafood.

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “What are you doing stepoctopus?”

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whole things gonna blow over by Easter. You’ll see.

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