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Can I offer you some cocks in these trying times?

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just what my militia and I were missing for our Oregonian wildlife refuge takeover.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gravy squeals.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like he’s enjoying himself

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He looks delighted

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not trying to be greedy, but you wouldn’t happen to have any spare lube to go with them, would you?

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    • FinnysDad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re never going to build character with that attitude 🤣

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The only way I think John could look happier is if all the dildos were attached to furry drawings of rodents.

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love John Oliver so much

    Would.

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  • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes please I’ll take 3.

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m still mourning lemmynsfw

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you aware of fedinsfw.app?

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      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I was not. Thank you for your service o7

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  • BaraCoded@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, thank you.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m glad that the show exists, and I’ll watch it sometimes, but am I the only one who is constantly cringing at the mid-00 reddit “lol so randumb” shit they do?

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    • rapchee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it wasn’t random though

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      None of his bits have annoyed me but I guess I can see them coming off like that at times. This one at least had a direct connection to the gambling story he was talking about (and more recently dildos have been in the news from protestors chucking them at ICE) so it didn’t feel all that random.

      Plus the giant one that stuck to his desk and wobbled was just perfect.

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m thinking more of the “lol we bought Russell Crowe’s jockstrap from Gladiator from a blockbuster closing sale, isn’t that just so funny!?”

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