Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?
You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.
Story of my life
Submitted 2 days ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
seggturkasz@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 days ago
M137@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m a chef man Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
huquad@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Have you considered joining the military industrial complex?
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 day ago
Yes, I decided I’d rather do just about anything else.
huquad@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Well then there’s no pleasing you
fonix232@fedia.io 2 days ago
Have a wank, have a Kit Kat. Rinse, repeat.
I can help with the latter, got 12 tonnes of the stuff as a deal recently
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 days ago
engage in manual labor
Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
thank you!
I almost started jorkin it on the train again. the other guys on the train have started moving away from me when I get on since we’ve been jorkin our penits so much lately because of all the, well you know, pornography on Lemmy recently.
My penits can’t take much more before god makes it fall off.
Decoy321@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.
But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.
Iloveyurianime@ani.social 19 hours ago
Opened this post in public and the entire damn city became white because the post wasnt mark nsfw
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can’t get out of the house and can’t have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I’m 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I’m boooooored!
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
That’s fucking rough. Can’t they like give you anti-horny pills or something? Shit
Pistcow@lemmy.world 2 days ago
found the 23 uear old with no bitches.
robotica@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They’re 26 now, if their username is their birth year
Whitebrow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Still no bitches tho.
Pistcow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
sad…
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Removed what?
DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 1 day ago
Get a better instance, .ml censors swears.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Suffer in silence.
an0nym0us_dr0ne@europe.pub 13 hours ago
Like the rest of us is.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
True.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Go out for a 10 km run
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 day ago
cry?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I tend to suggest Kobold AI instead of healthy human interaction.
Drusas@fedia.io 1 day ago
Write fanfiction.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Have you ever considered starring in a music video? Some of those are filled with bored and horny looking women. And they often have a swimming pool, so you can have a quick dip before you head home.
If you want to do anything else, you’ll probably need to learn some skills. Or use some, if you already have them.