Story of my life

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• Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m a chef man Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Have you considered joining the military industrial complex?

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, I decided I’d rather do just about anything else.

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    • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well then there’s no pleasing you

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• fonix232@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Have a wank, have a Kit Kat. Rinse, repeat.

  I can help with the latter, got 12 tonnes of the stuff as a deal recently

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  engage in manual labor

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• Pistcow@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  found the 23 uear old with no bitches.

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  • robotica@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re 26 now, if their username is their birth year

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    • Whitebrow@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Still no bitches tho.

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    • Pistcow@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      sad…

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  • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Removed what?

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    • DarkSirrush@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Get a better instance, .ml censors swears.

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• Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    thank you!

    I almost started jorkin it on the train again. the other guys on the train have started moving away from me when I get on since we’ve been jorkin our penits so much lately because of all the, well you know, pornography on Lemmy recently.

    My penits can’t take much more before god makes it fall off.

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.

      But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.

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    • Iloveyurianime@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Opened this post in public and the entire damn city became white because the post wasnt mark nsfw

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can’t get out of the house and can’t have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I’m 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I’m boooooored!

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  • black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s fucking rough. Can’t they like give you anti-horny pills or something? Shit

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• seggturkasz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?

  You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Suffer in silence.

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  • an0nym0us_dr0ne@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like the rest of us is.

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    • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True.

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy

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  • Aeri@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Were ye brave enough twould make nae a difference.

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• Ilixtze@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Go out for a 10 km run

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  cry?

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I tend to suggest Kobold AI instead of healthy human interaction.

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Write fanfiction.

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• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Have you ever considered starring in a music video? Some of those are filled with bored and horny looking women. And they often have a swimming pool, so you can have a quick dip before you head home.

  If you want to do anything else, you’ll probably need to learn some skills. Or use some, if you already have them.

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  well high school seemed like such a blur…

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