Have you considered joining the military industrial complex?
Story of my life
Submitted 1 month ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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huquad@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
Yes, I decided I’d rather do just about anything else.
huquad@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Well then there’s no pleasing you
fonix232@fedia.io 1 month ago
Have a wank, have a Kit Kat. Rinse, repeat.
I can help with the latter, got 12 tonnes of the stuff as a deal recently
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
engage in manual labor
Pistcow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
found the 23 uear old with no bitches.
robotica@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They’re 26 now, if their username is their birth year
Whitebrow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Still no bitches tho.
Pistcow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sad…
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Removed what?
DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Get a better instance, .ml censors swears.
Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
thank you!
I almost started jorkin it on the train again. the other guys on the train have started moving away from me when I get on since we’ve been jorkin our penits so much lately because of all the, well you know, pornography on Lemmy recently.
My penits can’t take much more before god makes it fall off.
Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.
But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.
Iloveyurianime@ani.social 1 month ago
Opened this post in public and the entire damn city became white because the post wasnt mark nsfw
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can’t get out of the house and can’t have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I’m 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I’m boooooored!
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That’s fucking rough. Can’t they like give you anti-horny pills or something? Shit
seggturkasz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?
You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Suffer in silence.
an0nym0us_dr0ne@europe.pub 1 month ago
Like the rest of us is.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
True.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy
Aeri@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Were ye brave enough twould make nae a difference.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Go out for a 10 km run
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
cry?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I tend to suggest Kobold AI instead of healthy human interaction.
Drusas@fedia.io 1 month ago
Write fanfiction.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Have you ever considered starring in a music video? Some of those are filled with bored and horny looking women. And they often have a swimming pool, so you can have a quick dip before you head home.
If you want to do anything else, you’ll probably need to learn some skills. Or use some, if you already have them.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
M137@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m a chef man Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub