Ah, the real Bugs Bunny.
LEARN THE TRUTH
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e0qdk@reddthat.com 1 day ago
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 day ago
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Whats the last one from? Looks familiar, but I keep coming back to Mass Effect
dkppunk@piefed.social 1 day ago
FALSE!
If the 6 “limbs” include the specialized limbs on its head, then the Easter Bunny is not an insect because the 6 legs on an insect come out of its thorax.
This means…the Easter Bunny is an alien! I’m on to you!
flora_explora@beehaw.org 3 hours ago
Who is to say what’s part of the thorax and what not? There are other instances of insects having a thorax that looks divided. In some insects (I think it was beetles) most of the “abdomen” is actually their thorax and so forth…
dkppunk@piefed.social 1 hour ago
Ah! But insects are defined by having 3 body segments: head, thorax, and abdomen. Regardless of the size of each segment, all 3 exist in their adult form. And! All insects have their 6 limbs coming out of their thorax. No record exists of an insect with limbs coming out of their head.
I’m onto you alien sympathizer 🤨
Chakravanti@monero.town 22 hours ago
I am Speaker for the Dead.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
easter bunny also has the forward facing eyes of a predator.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
And the beady eyes of a foccacia hammocker
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
so the bunny is a INSECT hybrid.
HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Jesus wasn’t dead for three days. Dude died at like Friday night and was back before Sunday morning!!! If you got off work on Friday at 5 pm, and then came into work 6 am on Sunday, you would not call that a 3 day weekend smh lying ass Sunday school teachers
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Okay but that’s still not the point. The point is I had this dream where instead of a big stone wheel in front of the tomb, they put a big wheel of cheese. And it was up to you and me to help Jesus eat his holy way out of the tomb so grab a cracker.
The point is I like cheese and if we can make a religion around it I’m there.
HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Have you considered melting the cheese and getting him out using nacho based instrumentation?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t even know where you people got the easter bunny from and why does he lay/bring eggs??? It makes no sense
DrBob@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The rabbit doesn’t lay eggs. They are both Celtic fertility symbols. Ostara is a spring festival tied to the spring equinox focused on awakening and rebirth. The church of Rome repurposed it into Easter.
Korval@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Got it. The Easter Bunny is an immigrant, over 1,500 years old, and has at least one ovipositor. Let me restate the remaining question: Why does it lay/bring Celtic fertility symbols?? I learn so much here.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh so that’s who americans got it from and are jow raping everybody with them. Good to know the historical context.
deus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Huh… are we really sure it’s not just a mammal that lays eggs? Occam’s Razor and all that.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
A mammal with a cloaca, yeah. A cool mammal.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Platypus exists, so there’s precedent
toynbee@piefed.social 1 day ago
Recently I’ve been reading the book Eifelhelm, which features a character named “Okham.” Another character facilitate with him says he’s met Okham’s successor and says “he used your razor.” It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize that wasn’t meant literally. My first thought was that it was unsanitary, though the relevant part of the book is set in the 1300’s so I suppose that wasn’t a major concern.
Mothra@mander.xyz 22 hours ago
I love this truth
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
You would.
snooggums@piefed.world 1 day ago
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