Going to the club tonight so I'll be a whore there too

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• RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whoray!

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  • Bonje@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When the moon hits your eye like a big titty pie; thats a …

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dealt with a lot of my mental problems. Still a slut.

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice

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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What club?

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  • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Club penguin of course

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    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was at home, eating Dorito

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  • nyctre@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hadn’t noticed until you pointed it out to me but you are right, Lemmy is pretty bad at spotting satire.

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I missed my opportunity to be a whore. I’m too old and married now.

  There was one week about 15 years I was able to fulfill this dream. I remember it fondly.

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t see the contradiction

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  same bestie

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do you need mental problems to be a whore? Can’t you just do it because you’re cool like that?

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I am mad that I can’t huff enamel without people assuming it’s because my family sucks. I hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high” - Summer Smith

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  • maplesaga@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine is man whores were given as much attention as women whores, they’d be out there every day with just a thong.

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    • it_wasnt_arson@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Easy honestly, you just have to put some effort into your appearance and be ok with that attention coming from weird 60 year old men, just like anyone else.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m a whore online, but a slut IRL.

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m online but I ain’t paying you shit.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well this ain’t my OnlyFans so… 🤷‍♂️

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• Killer57@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Could always become a VTuber

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why just online? 😏

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• schildfrosch@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This but smoking weed and being a loser offline instead (yes i like it this way).

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