I fixed my meme

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• vogi@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You all picked the worst time to be horny. Just recently mentioned Lemmy to my friends group >:(

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  • Maven@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fixed it for you

    V4

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    • vogi@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thank you, appreciate it. :)

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Have you considered getting hornier friends though.

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  • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Get hornier friends

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Only 9? You must have places to be, get back to me when you arent so busy.

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  • Maven@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fixed it

    The fixed version

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your INFINITE EDGING SESSION, please give us a callback immediately.

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    • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well shit, count me in.

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    • idealotus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Infinite? You mean 0.0000000… hours? Amateur.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hey, no backsies! This is bullshit!

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  • Maven@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sex is also on the table still dw

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Stop trying to edge me! I’m onto you now.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sorry i’m doing colonoscopy prep.

  i don’t have a colonoscopy, i just am visiting the inlaws later and wanted the experience to be pleasant. anything is pleasant after colonoscopy prep.

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• MajesticTechie@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I just share Lovense links so randos can play with me.

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  • Maven@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My DMs are open

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    • MajesticTechie@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      👉👈

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    👀

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  • BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Got anywhere that shares links? Trying to find partners for my girlfriend but its always guys on the app

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• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh no, my swollen prostate!

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• Luffy879@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Serious question, how can you edge, let alone for so long?

  I never manage to do that without going over the threshold like the 2nd time I get close

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Learn from your mistakes, and realize “close” is closer than you think.

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    • Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And I came…

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you know how to stop yourself while peeing?

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes

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• Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You son of a bitch…I’m in.

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• Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I just block the hornyposting.

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Peenar explosion chamber being run by… Larry…

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• Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I guess I’m getting older. I used to always be the horniest person in the room. But nowadays I feel like the least horny dude. Especially around all Y’all

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If we’re all edging who’s gonna do the hard work?

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  • HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hmmm hard work well I’m sure someone here has a kink for that

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• StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  New?

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• Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Where is our resident bait?! We need more bait to bate!

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes! Finally the right questions.

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