Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or a jar…

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Om nom nom nom no-O*O

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• QProphecy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just eat a lot… problem solved!

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lemmy: “have you heard about our lord and savior, beans?”

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eat a lot and don’t poop, hold it tight.

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    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gotta yoyo that bitch

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    • QProphecy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m still learning

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  • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Prunes work best

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• wabasso@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?

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  • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.

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• gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no lube. is lard or Crisco acceptable?

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      peenut butter

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Remember to first bring stuff to room temperature

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• shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “What am I, the butthole repair man?”

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fiber

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Super glue.

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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s because only psychos put a space in butthole!

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Relevant username?

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Corn!

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