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Anon contemplates AI

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨gurty@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

https://i.imgur.com/UXjxecf.png

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    /c/dontstickyourdickinthat

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    • MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is the second /c/ reference I’ve seen tonight. What’s that?

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      • jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I think it goes back to the Reddit days. Subreddits would be referred to as r/SubredditName, which referred to the URL path (reddit.com/r/SubredditName) and was how they would be displayed on the page. I think the Reddit mobile app at least would actually turn that into a link. The equivalent to a subreddit on Lemmy is a community and their URL often shows up as lemmy.instance/c/CommunityName. It’s not actually as useful in the Fediverse to refer to them in that way, though, because it generally only works as a link if you’re signed in to that instance. Using !CommunityName@lemmy.instance is better because it should work regardless of what instance you’re on, or even if you’re using something different from Lemmy.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    LLMs are not the singularity anyways.

    Though I’d be very surprised if no one has ever built a blowjob machine. Not necessarily a good or safe bj machine, but knowing humans, I’m 100% sure it’s been done. Hospitals might even have a code for “dick mangled by homemade bj machine”.

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    • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement

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    • hesh@quokk.au ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Funnily enough

      https://nextshark.com/china-sperm-extractor

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Teledildonics” have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era.

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  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But Autoblow released a version with AI.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    angry Roomba noises

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  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that what you thought the goal was? You’ll know we’re there when AI gets you to suck it off.

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh that’s a fun version of the containment problem. A true superintelligence, given enough time, will pull some pickup artist shit and not call you back.

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  • abbotsbury@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    not a greentext

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can you?

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Normalise posting images rather than just linking to them on imgur [I’m in britain and we can’t see imgur :(( ]

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • gurty@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thats weird, I thought I did. I definitely didn’t use an imgur link. Is this a lemmy quirk?

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      • k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I think they’re appreciating the fact that you did that.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Musk is working on it. Once his Optimus robots are advanced enough, he’ll shrink them down to adolescent size and figure out how to put artificial skin and hair over them so they’ll look like the Grok demos of 12 year old girls he keeps posting on Twitter.

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  • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cannot yet…

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