No way

Comments

• faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Soap bar square pants?

  source
• GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Got it. Exclusively cock wash.

  source
• applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who puts the bar of soap in their ass crack? Rub the soap on your hands and use your soapy hands to wash your ass.

  source

  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t you tell me how to live

    source
• Retail4068@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get a wash cloth you disgusting heathen.

  source
• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabbs?!

  source
• aketawi@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Freakbob breached containment

  source
• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s afraid he’ll enjoy it too much.

  source
• doesit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t was your ass with soap. You kill the bacteria that keep it healthy.

  source

  • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should absolutely wash the outside part of your ass. Just don’t push the bar of soap inside.

    source

    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well now you tell me

      source
    • 5715@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And no, flared base is not enough here, so don’t start carving

      source
    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t you dare hinder me from experiencing the experience with the sponge.

      source
  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hey everyone, the reason people gag from my smell from feet away is that I’m more healthy than them”

    No one else on Lemmy has earned the tag “doesn’t wash ass”. …Congratulations?

    source

    • doesit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But did you bother to look it up… it always starts with “the answer may surprise you…”

      source

      • -> View More Comments
  • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I say take it a step further and rub shit all over your body skin. This will keep it healthy, just like your ass.

    source
  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not going to look up “should I was my ass with soap” .

    Washing yourself is healthy, overdoing anything is unhealthy. Yes you will kill good bacteria, but you also kill bad (streptococcus for example). I use sensitive non antibacterial soap daily and mix in antibacterial wash a few times a week. Mainly for my armpits, ass, face, and junk.

    Maintain a balance, but please wash your ass.

    source
  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re one of those guys who doesn’t wipe their ass either because it’s Gay, aren’t you?

    source
• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s judging me.

  source
• bstix@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A least it’s not the abrasive side.

  source