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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m just going to believe this is a troll, because I’m tired of realizing some people are actually this dumb.

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This comment is offensive to my people.

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The dyslexic?

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  • cm0002@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Could also just be a joke review, although not sure where the line is between “joke” and “troll” is, ig it’s up to the individual lol

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  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m just going to believe this comment is sarcasm, because I’m tired of releazing some people are this benevolent.

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    • daychilde@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m just going to believe this comment is spelled pourly, because I’m also tired of releazing some people are this bad at spalling. ^^;-)

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like a madman who throws firebrands, arrows, and death, Is the man who deceives his neighbor, And says, “I was only joking!”

    Proverbs 26:18-19

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a person who can’t spell happy birtday.

      Proverbs 6:16-19

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, no. Don’t pretend you never did a mistake in a post/email/…

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  • Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I could maybe give them benefit of doubt if they were sleep deprived or stoned and made the mistake for a second before fixing it, but to type out an entire bad review and take pictures of it all? That’s a lot of chances for them to notice the mistake before posting lol

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It almost certainly is, this has shitstirring written all over it.

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• kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My mom fucked up a cake she made for my niece about 10 years ago, and we’ve made sure to tell her “Happy Birtday” every year since

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  • daychilde@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Awww, that’s a really nice cake, too. Excellent drawing and writing skills! Not so much on the spelling skills, though… :)

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    • kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She’s normally a phenomenal speller (she devours books), so this was very out of character for her. Luckily she’s also happy to laugh at herself. One of the many things I absolutely adore about her.

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  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That drawing is pretty good though! Poor thing doesn’t read well but she has an eye for proportion.

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    • kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She’s a talented artist. For a time when she was younger she scored her dream job restoring vintage wooden carousel horses, and went on to do beautiful colored pencil drawings of them with fantasy backgrounds based on their backstories and ornamentation. She’s fuckin awesome.

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• BillyClark@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  From the picture, we can tell that even if they knew their letters, they still didn’t know how to spell “birthday” in any case.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You are absolutely correct. They spleled it Birhtday when it shuould have been Birfday!

    Birfday!

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Median voter levels of intelligence.

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• EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Even if you wanted the “D” to be an “α”, you could still put the sting on the “A” sideways to make it look runic-looking “ᗆ”

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• Generica@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  File under ‘White People Problems’

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  • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    File under ‘don’t mix your letter cases’.

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  • voidsignal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Move that to “American Idiots Problems”

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    • justdaveisfine@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It says “reviewed in the United Kingdom”.

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• berber@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  where meme?

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  • towerful@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hdppy

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i’m gonna be sad unless i have a 4kppy birtday

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She wants the D.

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So old. Super stupid. Fuck off with the ancient memes.

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